1. My son was beaten by my wife when he was naughty and disobedient. He cried and howled: "Dad save me!!" Seeing my wife's fierce move, I didn't dare to say anything. My son cried even louder and shouted, "What kind of man are you? What kind of man are you? I watched her beat me

1. My son was beaten by my wife by being naughty and disobedient. He cried and howled: "Dad save me!!"

Seeing my wife attacking hard, I didn't dare to say anything.

My son cried even louder and shouted, "What kind of man are you? What kind of man are you? I saw her beat me up but didn't care."

2. My son took the homework book and asked me to check it.

I looked at it, pointed to the notebook and said, "This character has a crooked waist, and that character has a lack of legs. Your external injuries are very serious!" My son said it so much that he looked unhappy.

After a while, my son corrected his homework. I looked at it and said happily, "Okay, there is no trauma."

"Dad, are there any wrong questions?"

I answered: "Son, I am a surgeon, I am only responsible for surgery. The wrong question belongs to the internal medicine. I will go to your mother."

3. In the cold winter, a farmer picked up a frozen snake, carefully put it in his arms, and warmed it with his body.

The snake woke up from warmth and bit the farmer hard with its sharp fangs.

Before dying, the farmer seemed to understand something but could no longer speak.

Snake saw through the farmer's thoughts and said earnestly: "You are just a rough man, what kind of warm man you pretend to be? You are the one who hurts yourself in the end."

4. My wife is fat and she is especially edible. The weather is hot today. After drinking the drink, she ate half a watermelon.

Then dinner time came, and after eating half a bowl of rice, she said, "My stomach is bloated, I can't eat it anymore!" As soon as she finished speaking, she picked up a piece of cake to eat, and I was not calm: "Wife, aren't you bloated in your stomach?"

My wife replied calmly, "Eat something dry and absorb water!"

5. A new female colleague is young and ignorant, and she wears nail polish at work.

I reminded her: "The boss lady will deal with you when she sees it."

She said: "I have the lowest salary in the entire company, and I have to do everything in a mess. What else should she do?"

I admire her personality and feel a little intimate, so I whispered, "After that being said, be careful, that fat woman is moody and has a bad temper."

She frowned and said, "Don't say that my aunt is a fat woman."

6. Don't point to someone or talk about something in your circle of friends. Although you may just be talking about one person, many people will be familiar with each other, or feel uncomfortable because of the hostility you exudes, and then you are unintentionally alienated.

Therefore, we came to the conclusion: to name a person who scolds people.

7. Last night, I watched TV with my husband. My husband said that the actress on TV looked like a husband with a look of harm. I leaned over and asked him, "What about me? Am I born to be prosperous?"

. My husband glanced at him and said, "After meeting you, I can only say that my life is strong..."

8. In the desert, the little rabbit was dying, and vulture is coming to eat him.

The little rabbit begged: "You are so majestic and majestic, you must be the king of the desert. Please let me go, Lord Sand Eagle"

"You haven't seen me? Haha I'm not an eagle." The vulture turned around and planned to let it go, but the little rabbit suddenly realized and shouted: "It's not an eagle? Ah I understand! Are you a sand sculpture?"

Little rabbit, paused.

9. This morning, my dad woke me up and told me mysteriously: "Son, our family was an ancient martial arts family. When the Li family flew sword came out, who would compete with me? If your great-grandfather hadn't gone to assassinate the leader of the barbarian , he would never return without leaving the inheritance. Our Li family is definitely the leading family in China. But our Li family still has a death sickle passed down."

I was so excited that I immediately put on my clothes and got out of bed, and said excitedly: "Where is it? Where? I want to see!"

My dad and I walked to the room, watched him come with a sickle, and handed it over to me. I said, this is the death sickle, but it was sealed by my enemies a long time ago. It was said that only after cutting five acres of wheat could it be unsealed.