1. A steamed bun shop in Zhengzhou distributes steamed buns for free to sanitation workers. I only worked for more than 1 month, but I couldn't continue. The owner Ms. Li said that there are three sanitation workers who no longer do sanitation and are still queuing up to get stea

1. A steamed bun shop in Zhengzhou distributes steamed buns for free to sanitation workers. I only worked for more than 1 month, but I couldn't continue. The owner Ms. Li said that there are three sanitation workers who no longer do sanitation and are still queuing up to get steamed buns. Ms. Li didn't send it to them, and the three of them cursed at her in the street, saying all the bad words. He even said that the money for making steamed buns was given by the sanitation company. I said: People are shameless, you can only laugh and cry!

2. Today I went to the kindergarten to pick up my son and found him watching a girl eating candied haws . He drooled and went to the ground... I asked my son if he wanted it? I want my dad to buy it for you! The son hesitated for a long time, raised his head with difficulty and said, "Dad, have you considered it, is it illegal to sell children?"

3. The mahjong was rubbed vigorously and there was no cigarette. He took out twenty yuan for his niece to buy a box of fifteen cigarettes, and the remaining five yuan was used as errand fee. My niece happily took the money and went there. After a long time, she bought a box of ten yuan and explained: The store next to her is not sold at fifteen, so she went away to another one. When I arrived, I thought again that it would cost only five yuan to run errands. It was a loss, so I bought you a box of ten yuan. . .

4. When I got home from get off work, I happened to encounter a blood donation car. I twitched my brain and went up to pay it. After finishing the matter, I was rewarded with a pack of pure milk and I was very happy to take it home. My wife drank three packs of land a day, and it finished within a week. That day I was lying on the bed to play games, and my wife suddenly said: Who would take a leave tomorrow and then give some blood? The milk at home is gone!

5. Last night, our roommate returned to the dormitory after taking a shower, took off his vest and said in confusion: "Yesterday there were three holes, why did they become two today?" Finally, I replied casually: "It's very simple. One of them was merged after bankruptcy. I don't understand this truth!"

6. My cousin works at Foxconn Electronics Factory and is now promoted to workshop director. My brother brought a Chinese cigarette and a bottle of Moutai to his house to celebrate. After arriving, I found that there were two turtles in my cousin's fish tank. I don't know what kind of variety, turtle shells are colorful. So, my brother said to my cousin, "If you give me a cub, can you give me one? It's a very expensive breed!" My cousin said, "If you want to take it away now, my son has applied several bottles of nail polish from his mother. Now she's angry!"

7. I drank a lot of wine with my colleagues outside. The next day I went to the company, and everyone was talking about me: "At the end of the dinner, others stood up and clinked wine glasses. I lay on the table and clinked glasses. Others were holding wine glasses! And I was holding an ashtray!" I didn't want to live anymore.

8. After playing the game in the evening, I opened the V letter and saw that the family group was chatting enthusiastically. My cousin who is in the third year of high school complained in the group: he can only take online classes now, which will affect the college entrance examination results. My aunt said: This is caused by a special situation. Even if you can’t get one, you won’t blame him. I sent a voice message righteously: The college entrance examination is to arrange names to determine the scores. Everyone takes online classes the same, and it’s not just you, but whether you do well or not is still your own problem. When a relative had a fight, he actually kicked me out of the group chat...

9. My best friend has never left her son in a day, and her son loves her best friend so much. The best friend must shout out the window, the best friend must feed the food and drink water, and the best friend must exchange the clothes and shoes in the mall. I went to my best friend's house to sit down and saw the small urine pot that her son had not had time to pour, so I picked it up and was about to take it to the bathroom. Her son blushed with anxiety: Auntie! My urine jar belongs to my mother!

10. My wife was preparing to travel and get married, but my mother-in-law firmly disagreed. Mother-in-law: My daughter got married like this, so she won’t get married in a grand manner? Me: Don’t worry, how high the divorce rate is now, there is still a chance in the future!? The mother-in-law glared at me: Do you don’t want to live anymore? Me: I mean, if you support us in the future when we buy a second house, will we save money by fake divorce??

11. When I was in my second year of high school, my math grades were relatively poor and I had to ride my bike home to do tutoring every night.Once I woke up a little late in the morning and rode my bike to school without even having breakfast. I always felt something was wrong on the road, and I couldn’t remember what was wrong. So I went to school happily, and then sat down and was about to get my schoolbag! ! I told the teacher that I forgot to bring my schoolbag, and the teacher laughed in anger: "Then what did you bring to school??" I was asked so that I suddenly plucked up the courage: "I have a positive heart..."???

12. When my husband and I got married, I said to him: If you treat me badly in the future, then I will wait for you to get old and can't walk. I will push you to the square in a wheelchair every day to let you watch me dance with other old men. If you don’t believe it, you can try

13. My husband and I are preparing to get married, and my husband bought a wedding house in the city. Recently, we often argue and quarrel over house decoration issues, and today we parted in a bad mood. My mother-in-law brought two stools and advised: Stop quarrel, sit down and have a good talk. Just as my husband was about to sit down, my mother-in-law suddenly kicked the stool away and her husband fell heavily. At that time, my husband was confused, and my mother-in-law slapped her in the face and said: Is this for you? Daughter-in-law, come, sit here, let’s continue to scold him.

14. Since the popular Alipay V-Xin scan code to pay, I have no cash. One day, I bought steamed buns at the entrance of the community, and an old lady sold them. Seeing that there was no payment code posted around me, I asked, "Can you only buy it with money?" As a result, the old lady looked at me and said, "What's wrong, young man, do you want to exchange wheat?" I couldn't help but forgive me. I smiled and went home after buying steamed buns...

15. After get off work, I drove home and drove slowly into the community. An old man in front was walking in the middle of the road and didn't give way. I honked the horn. The old man shook his head and shouted at me in the car, "Your horn is so loud that I scared you." I said politely, "I am following you, hoping you can hear the sound of the car engine and give way, but you didn't hear it." The old man replied, "If you can't hear your engine, it means your car is good." "