My girlfriend takes me to have midnight snacks every day. What do you think? She is getting thinner the more she eats, and the fatter I eat. The old man had just entered the city from the countryside to work as a security guard. When he saw the people in the city, he was shocked

My girlfriend takes me to have midnight snacks every day. What do you think you should do?

My girlfriend pulled me to have midnight snacks every day.

The more she eats, the thinner she becomes, and the more I eat, the fatter she becomes.

The more she eats, the more beautiful she becomes, the more greasy I eat.

The more she eats, the more excited she becomes, and the more I eat, the more annoyed me.

How do you think it can be comprehensive? Alas, this day is so sad. Who can come to save me? !

Is this world changing too fast, or is it that the old man has not kept up with this era?

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Uncle said: If I had known this, I would have gone to the city to work as a security guard when I was young. It’s not until old age, and I don’t see anything I want to see when I was young.

Don’t take photos when you are together, don’t take photos when you are together!

It’s time to get the critical moment, you have to click on your phone to take a photo. Do you think we are embarrassed?
What a warm moment, what a touching moment, what a youthful memory moment, just because of you, this photo, has it all made a joke? !
You are not unaware that we were so in love that we were dying when we were studying. Today we finally got back together. I want to commemorate our youthful love. What’s wrong with it?
What does it mean to take a photo? Should I leave it to her husband or my wife?
, for the sake of the old classmates, show mercy!

The two agreed to walk the brave road on the river together, and one of them suddenly came ashore timidly

When you meet such a friend, you must completely block him. He is not your true friend. This is an ineffective social interaction, an ineffective friendship.

3 kilograms of puppy licks 5 kilograms of big fish and was beaten by the tail of the fish!

Are fish so powerful now? Can dogs not beat fish?

A few days ago, Chinese scientists confirmed that humans evolved from fish. If we look at this perspective, puppies really can't beat fish, and I don't want them to beat them.

But this is on land. If it were in the water, I guess the dog would have been drowned long ago. Not to mention being defeated, it would have been beaten to death.

The perfect body shape of a young girl has proved my point of view: I have to give birth as soon as possible

How can girls have a baby and maintain a perfect body shape after giving birth? Have a baby early! Why do girls have children early and get married early? I don't know, can you tell me?

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