1. Classic funny joke after class. Once, everyone was going home after class. When I went down the stairs, I stepped on my right foot with my left foot and fell into the middle of the road with a large font. I thought at the time: No, it’s so embarrassing, I pretended to be dizzy

1. Classic funny joke after class. Once, everyone was going home after class. When I went down the stairs, I stepped on my right foot with my left foot and fell into the middle of the road with a large font. I thought at the time: No, it’s so embarrassing, I pretended to be dizzy. As a result, the classmate next to me saw that I was motionless, quickly helped me up, and then started to slap me wildly in the face...

2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes. Wife: Blow the candle! Me: Can I make a wish and blow it? Wife: What are you promised? Me: On my birthday next year, I hope my wife will put a cake for me under the candle! One day, I went out on the street and saw a man staring at the melon-selling woman. The woman reacted and said: Why don’t I buy melons and see what to see. The man said: Just looking at me, the man asked if the melon is sweet, and the woman chased him several streets. The man asked: Why are you chasing melons? Why are you so sweet?

3. The goddess of embarrassing jokes. Last night, she had the honor to take a walk with the goddess. She asked me, "What do you do in your spare time?" I said, "Reading and masturbating." She looked surprised: "Ah? Really fake?" "I lied to you!" I smiled and said, "How could a person like me read books."

4. In this world, there is such a type of people: they appear to be kind to you and seem to understand you very much, but what they did in the end is always a world of difference from your wishes and original intentions, and will bring you immeasurable and irreparable losses for a period of time. You are angry, you are helpless, but you have no choice but to do anything to him. You have to rely on the passage of time to let the pain heal slowly. This kind of person who always goes against you is a barber.

5. Every time my wife quarrels with her husband, my wife will run to the bathroom for a long time. As time goes by, my husband will ask my wife curiously: "What are you doing in the bathroom? It seems to be quite relieved?" My wife said: "Brush the toilet!" My husband asked: "Can I also relieved my breath by brushing the toilet?" My wife said: "I don't know, I'm using your toothbrush anyway."

6. The girl I had a crush on finally asked me to go to her house to repair the computer, saying that she was the only one in her house. I was so excited. This is a great opportunity to confess my love! I held the flowers and knocked on the door of her house. An old man opened the door and asked me: "Are you here to repair the computer?" I nodded, and he continued: "My daughter went shopping and asked me to wait for you at home..."

7. My wife is very careless and will be distracted from anything she does. One day, she wanted to help her husband cut her hair. The husband was worried that she would be distracted when she cut her hair. The wife comforted him and said, "Don't worry, I will be very serious." The husband picked up a magazine and read it while asking his wife to cut her hair. When he was about to turn the page, his wife said, "Don't move, I haven't finished reading it yet!"

8. "Brother, I went to a high-end restaurant for dinner last night. I wanted to fart when I was having a meal", "And what?" "The music in that restaurant was so loud, and then I played it boldly", "And what?" "Then I found out I was wearing headphones"...