Xiaoli is the most beautiful girl in our company. She is tall, with a bulge in front and a tilted back, and has long hair. Especially her big, watery eyes, she always looks passionate. But at the same time, Xiaoli is also an innocent girl. She is innocent. Everyone understands it

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Xiaoli is the most beautiful girl in our company. She has a tall figure, bulging front and tilted back, and has long hair. Especially her big, watery eyes, she always looks passionate. But at the same time, Xiaoli is also an innocent girl. She is innocent. Everyone understands it. This word is often used to describe children. If you describe adults, hahaha, let me experience it myself! One day when we got off work, it rained, so our manager said to Xiaoli, "Xiaoli, I have a car, will I give you it?" Xiaoli was stunned at first when she heard it, probably because she felt like a donkey kicking her, but she still pretended to be calm and said, "No, thank you!" The manager said, "Don't be polite, what I said is the truth." Xiaoli said, "What if my sister-in-law knows?" The manager smiled and said, "It's too exaggerated, your sister-in-law won't care about this." Xiaoli said, "I haven't done anything for you, how embarrassed..." The manager said, "Haha, don't be polite, you'd rather not, say something." Xiaoli finally couldn't resist the temptation, nodded vigorously, and said shyly: Well, and then added, "After sending me, don't regret it, it's best to go to the next house tomorrow"!

Xiaoli is the most beautiful girl in our company. She is tall, with a bulge in front and a tilted back, and has long hair. Especially her big, watery eyes, she always looks passionate. But at the same time, Xiaoli is also an innocent girl. She is innocent. Everyone understands it - DayDayNews

There are three people waiting in line at Naihe Bridge to pass. Meng Po asked them: "After drinking this bowl of soup, I will forget all the right and wrong in my previous life. Before passing, what do you want to hear the people attending the funeral say? This is your last wish." The first person said: "I am a general, I hope someone says: 'He is a hero, he defeated the enemy, defended the country, he is an amazing person'" The second person said; "I am a teacher, I hope someone says: 'He is great, not only taught us a lot of knowledge, but also made us understand the principles of being a human being. His life is a great life!'" The third person said: I was a doctor during my lifetime, I saved many lives, I hope someone says: Don't give up on rescue, he still has a heartbeat!

Xiaoli is the most beautiful girl in our company. She is tall, with a bulge in front and a tilted back, and has long hair. Especially her big, watery eyes, she always looks passionate. But at the same time, Xiaoli is also an innocent girl. She is innocent. Everyone understands it - DayDayNews

My math has always been bad, so after every exam, I was greeted either by my father’s scolding or by the soles of my shoes or by the slap. One day, I took the 91-point test and carefully handed it to my father. I thought to myself this time, my father should praise me once. As a result, when my father saw it, he grabbed me without saying a word, beat me and scolded me. It would be fine if the grades were poor, but you actually learned to cheat. I knew at a glance that the next one was added by you! When I heard this, I felt very aggrieved and cried and said: Dad, that 1 was really not added by me! When my father heard this, he confirmed: 1 It’s really not what you added? I said firmly: It's really not. When my dad heard this, he turned angry and happy: Oh, my son is promising, Dad blames you wrongly. In order to make up for the mistake, Dad invites you to , McDonald's today!

Xiaoli is the most beautiful girl in our company. She is tall, with a bulge in front and a tilted back, and has long hair. Especially her big, watery eyes, she always looks passionate. But at the same time, Xiaoli is also an innocent girl. She is innocent. Everyone understands it - DayDayNews

While I was eating, my dad said: I didn’t see you get up early, nor did I see you stay up late. Why did you get so good at the exam this time? Oh, my son must be enlightened. Just because of my father's McDonald's, I have to be an honest child and secretly tell you that the 1 was not really added by me, but it was indeed written by the teacher himself. So, if my father doesn't investigate and implement it, I will beat me. How can I not feel wronged? Actually, the 9 I added!

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