1. The turtle is injured. Let the snail buy medicine. After 2 hours, the snail has not come back. The turtle was anxious and scolded: I will die if I don’t come back! At this time, the voice of a snail came from outside the door: I will not go! 2. A patient with indigestion compl

1. The turtle was injured. Let the snail buy medicine. After 2 hours, the snail has not come back. The turtle was anxious and scolded: I will die if I don’t come back! At this time, the voice of a snail came from outside the door: I will not go again!

2. A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been very abnormal recently. I will pull whatever I eat, eat cucumbers, and eat watermelons. How can I get back to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit.

3. My deskmate had a cold and ran out of snot, but he forgot to bring a handkerchief, so he kept sucking his snot into his nose. The Chinese teacher who was writing on the blackboard suddenly turned around and shouted, "Enough! Stop it! It's so noisy!" The whole class was quiet. The teacher again Said: "Who is it that steals noodles so loudly in class?"

4. "Narcissism" means that I must be reincarnated as a woman in the next life, and then marry a man like me; "Despair" means that I ordered two dishes in the restaurant, and the first one: "Is there anything more difficult in the world than this?!" Eat the second one" Damn! It's really!"

5. A prisoner executed a gun. The bullet was produced in "some county". The quality was not good. The first shot was not released, and then the second shot was fired... the third shot... At this time, the prisoner cried: "You strangle me to death, it's so scary!"

6, dung bell and mosquitoes fell in love for the first time. dung bell : "What are you doing?" Mosquitoes: "Nurse, the injection" The dung beetle grabbed the mosquito's hand and cried bitterly: "Fate, I'm also a medical practitioner, Chinese medicine,

7, a man was about to jump off the building, and his wife who had just rushed back shouted: "Dear, don't be impulsive, our road is still long!" After hearing this, the man jumped down without hesitation. The negotiating expert standing next to him said: "This lady, you really shouldn't threaten him like this

8, a stream in the night sky The stars passed by, and I quickly made a wish, hoping that you could become more beautiful. Who knew that as soon as I made my wish, the meteor came back "whoosh" and said to me, "Brother, are you trying to make me embarrassed?"!

9. Panda's birthday, I said to everyone: I made two wishes, one is to cure my dark circles, and the other is to have a color photo

10. Yesterday you went to the mountain to play, but you ran into a wild boar and wanted to eat you. At this critical moment, you shouted: Mom. The wild boar was stunned: Baby, don't run around in the future. Look, you are all so thin.