Wolf: I heard at least 30 grammatical errors with your voice. Whistling at birds, rattle at ducks, rattle at sheep, meowing at cats, and rattle at dogs...

Wolf: Stop howling, embarrassing.

Fortunately, the wolf does not have a mobile phone, otherwise he would have to take it out and pat you.

Wolf: I heard at least 30 syntax errors when you say this.

whistles at birds, rattles at ducks, rattles at sheep, meows at cats, and wattles at dogs...

Those animals will respond to me, and it is very likely that they are just correcting my syntax error, right?

I know this is stupid, but I can't control myself.

greedy and sleepy and like to have meaningless conversations with animals...

So I must have been Snow White in my previous life.

What is the experience of 7?

tells everyone good news! We will have a 7-day holiday after next week!

Let me tell you another bad news: after the holiday, you will have to work for 7 days.

Today I went online and saw "What is the experience of going on seven or seven?" actually became a hot search.

My answer is: It’s better not to experience it.

The ultimate happiness immediately becomes extremely exhausted.

I can even think of how painful the week after the holiday is when I use my heels.

Then I encountered those who made up for classes, worked overtime, and had a single break...

were on the hot searches again and again, complaining again and again, but I was really tired after adjusting the break again and again.

To be honest, I don’t have high requirements, but I just hope you can go back and rest, even if it’s a normal rest?

A man rode a horse back to China and was reported to be abused by many people

In February this year, Xu Zhixian, a Shandong man from China, led his little white horse and planned to set off from Spain and start traveling eastward to China. Now, he has passed France, Belgium , and is now in Dutch .

However, Xu Zhixian's journey back to China was not smooth. A few days ago, he posted a video saying that he had been reported to the local police station because he "sadministered animals."

He and Baima were investigated by local police. Two days later, they were released because there was no evidence. Afterwards, the police took the veterinarian to have a physical examination for the little white horse, saying that they had old injuries and were not suitable for a long journey. Three weeks later, the local police will take the veterinarian to have a follow-up examination.

Xu Zhixian was very helpless about this. He said that he was blocked from moving forward and might choose to end the journey. I have heard of this story of

.

The final outcome is that you come down and carry the horse home.

Fortunately, Tang Sanzang did not follow this path to obtain the scriptures, otherwise he would have had more difficulties on his way to obtain the scriptures.

Forget it, the horse is injured anyway, so don’t carry the horse for a long journey, just walk by yourself, no one will report you to abuse yourself.

Chess competition suspected of cheating with smart anal beads

Last week, world champion Magnus Carlson lost to 19-year-old Hans Neman. Magnus immediately withdrew after losing this game, and then posted a famous scene of Mourinho on Twitter: The game is very deep, and if I say it, I will be in big trouble.

Chess enthusiasts think there must be something wrong with this game, and Neman admits to having cheated, which also makes people suspect that he committed the crime again.

Some people think that Hans Nieman has an alpha dog in his butt - a supercomputer with a string of "anal bead-shaped" stuffed. The principle is similar to the Morse code. It conveys information to the supercomputer between the thorax through the rhythmic tension and contraction of the sphincter. The latter analyzes the chess game and then stimulates Hans Neman's rectal nerve with the vibration high and low frequencies.

what! Smart wearable devices have been developed to this point! ?

Have I missed any epoch-making high-tech products?

Although the cheating behavior has not been proven, if it is true, I can only say "the skills are better and I will not lose unjustly."

Chess players are mentally prepared. In the future, players in chess and card competitions may have to increase their inspection before entering the venue...

59-year-old man is addicted to the amusement park to apply for an annual card to play roller coaster

"I have nothing to do when I am old, I have to apply for an annual card for 3 years"

Recently, a gray-haired man in Kunming, Yunnan calmly recorded that he played roller coaster with young people, jumping machine and other amusement facilities have attracted widespread attention.

According to the person involved, Mr. Jin, he is 59 years old and is a farmer. In addition to having something or the weather is bad, he comes to the amusement park to play various amusement facilities almost every day, and also helps tourists who come to play video records. He has applied for annual cards in the amusement park for three consecutive years.

Uncle Jin said that many young people are afraid, but he doesn’t feel anything. He has nothing to do when he is old, and this amusement park is close to his home, so he feels that it will make him happy to play with these amusement facilities.

Do you think the uncle is happy? You can't imagine the happiness of my uncle, the real value of

this year's card.

is envious?

Do you also want to apply for an amusement park annual card when you get old? You can do everything from cinemas or Sny. I will rent a house to live at the entrance of the amusement park and visit every day.

Wake up, you haven’t retired yet at the age of 59, and you still have to go to work every day!

Pet hairy crabs were boiled. The two brothers cried while eating

On September 18, two cute kids in Foshan, Guangdong treated the hairy crabs as pets. When they saw their father cooked and brought them to eat, they cried so hard that they were crying.

Dad asked what hairy crab tasted, and the cute baby replied "scented smell".

Why has there been so much news lately?

Seeing the child crying so loudly, it can be seen that he is really emotional.

After reading netizens' comments, it seems that turning pets into food is a shadow that many people will definitely experience in their childhood.

Although parents may not be able to stop their children from falling in love with foods such as "little rabbit", "chick", and "duckling".

But respect children and teach them how to distinguish pets from food.

Each family may have different methods of educating their children, but it is really the worst to take pictures of their children’s collapse as jokes.

Internet celebrity Beef jerky was found to have no beef ingredients!

Recently, after investigation by Linshui police in Guang'an, Sichuan, 23 people were arrested for producing and selling fake beef jerky.

The gang purchased air-dried duck jerky at a lower price, cut it into small pieces manually, and packaged it as yak jerky for sale. In order to evade the attacks of the public security organs, they set up dens in remote mountain villages in , Linshui, and Chengdu. Among them, there were those responsible for money laundering and order-brushing, with the amount involved in the case being more than 12.3 million yuan.

There is no wife in the wife cake, and there is no husband in the wife lung tablets . Of course, there is no beef in

Beef jerky, some are all about technology and hard work.

is everywhere today. Today, when Hex Technology is everywhere, it should not be surprising to see any news!

Everyone wants to open it, no matter it is duck chicken, at least it is still meat.