1. "He is not traitorous." Lao Wang from the countryside went to the city to do business and went to visit his fellow villager Lao Li. They chatted for a while, and Old Li said, "Long time no see, my buddy, let's have a drink later." But Lao Wang said, "I ate on the street at noo

1. "He is not raped"

Lao Wang went to the city to do business and went to visit his fellow villager Lao Li.

They chatted for a while, and Old Li said, "Long time no see, my buddy, let's have a drink later."

Lao Wang said, "I ate on the street at noon, so I won't drink it today."

After Lao Wang returned home, his wife asked, "Didn't you leave me for dinner when you went to the city?"

Lao Wang replied: "Why is Old Li still stupid after so many years in the city? I haven't eaten on the street, but I said I've eaten it, and he really believed it. Do you think he has raped me?"

2. "Lucky Things"

Tony died in a car accident. He is a famous saxophonist. He had a will during his lifetime, and Master Lu read the will that existed in his hands to Tony's wife. "Dear Wife: On the day I die, you must bury the sax and me, and I will play the songs you like for you in heaven."

The teacher said: "Look at how much Tony loves you, and he still wants to play songs for you in heaven. Are you lucky?"

Tony's wife replied: "I feel lucky that he plays saxophone. If he plays the piano, how much money will I have to buy a cemetery for him!"