Today’s funny joke 01via: @生语 bot Sincerity is always a must-have! ! 02#Don't install suspended ceilings when decorating#via: @Wangcai Family 03via: @Huaze Meimei Sorry, I have a dark personality 04 "Where is the flower, can't you tell me?" 05 When someone says you: 06 What kind

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via: @Life fragments bot

Sincerity is always a must-have! !

#Don't install a ceiling for decoration#

via: @Wangcaijia

via: @Huaze Meimei

via: l0 Sorry, I have a dark personality

"Where is the flower, can't you tell me?"

When someone says you:

What network do you use at home? Recommend it to me, why can't my network fall in love online?

Relationship between girls and good sister boyfriends in the real world:

When your love-brained sister is coaxed by a man to make her smile:

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I'm working again this time I want to touch all the fish that belongs to me

via: @Huaze Meimei

Mom is fully fired on the spot: Auntie? ! You call me aunt? ! I worked hard to pull you up, but in the end you thought I was embarrassed and called me aunt? !

#Ear back rollover scene#

Ear back will be rude hahahaha

# One sentence makes people feel guilty for a lifetime#

via: @Ye

Big brother tossed and turned countless nights It's hard to fall asleep

Driver: It's over, my car and I are in the forefront

Do not compare too much If you want to compare, get up earlier than

My memory be like:

via: @rr Don't eat spinach

via: @DDT34

Hahaha brain It's very fast

via: @When I have money

It's time to spend it. When I have money, I will spend a little more

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