One day, I went to date my girlfriend. I arrived at the agreed location first, but my girlfriend hadn't come yet. At this time, an uncle who sold CDs came over and saw that I was the only one, and said: Young man, if you have a good CD, buy one! I said I didn’t have time to read

One day, I went to date my girlfriend. I arrived at the agreed location first, but my girlfriend hadn’t come yet. At this time, an uncle who sold CDs came over and saw that I was the only one, and said: Young man, if you have a good CD, buy one! I said I didn’t have time to read it, so I won’t buy it. The uncle said to me mysteriously: Little brother, they are all good movies. If you take your girlfriend to watch them, you will not only learn some action skills, but also make her very happy. I couldn't help but feel moved and asked him: It's not fake. The uncle smiled: Do you think I look like a lie? Let me tell you the truth. When it’s okay, you and my aunt often watch it, hehehe!

So I spent ten yuan to buy one and put it in my coat pocket. After our girlfriend came, we played for a long time and I told her that she could secretly watch the plates at night. When it was almost noon, she insisted that I go to her house for dinner. I said: I didn’t prepare for the first time, so let’s go another day! My girlfriend said: It's okay, my parents want to see you. It is better to obey your orders than respect, so I bought some gifts and went there. After arriving at their house, he looked at his father. I was so ashamed that I was so ashamed that I lowered my head and wanted to put my head in my crotch. His father was embarrassed to rub the corner of his clothes with his hands. My girlfriend said to me: What's wrong with you? She is usually a man, but why is she as shy as a woman today? I didn't say anything. When her parents went to serve the meal, I secretly said to my girlfriend: The CD I bought was sold by your dad!

Xiaoqiang's father is the section chief. Just so happens that Xiaoqiang fell in love with the daughter of the deputy section chief. They are about to get married, so he sought his father's opinion. When his father heard this, he strongly opposed it. Xiaoqiang asked the reason. His father said to him: Child, you two cannot get married. She is your half-sister!

A year later, Xiaoqiang fell in love with the daughter of the stock leader again, and they were about to get married again. Xiaoqiang asked his father for his opinion again, and his father said: You two can't get married. Xiaoqiang asked the reason. His father said: That's your other half-sister! Child, dad gave you a brief explanation today, you can’t tell your mom!

Pain, helpless, angry, and sadness made Xiaoqiang feel so painful: I won’t let you tell my mother, hum! Besides telling my mother about this, who else can I tell? Only mother can help me! As a result, after hearing this, Xiaoqiang's mother said to him casually: Children, they two, marry whoever you like. Mom tells you the truth. He is not your real father, but your real father, but he is actually the director!

One day, my mother is going on a business trip and keeps her son and husband at home. In order to exercise the courage of his six-year-old son, my father said to his son: You are already six years old this year and should have gone to bed in separate beds. You should sleep by yourself tonight! My son said: I am afraid and dare not sleep by myself! Dad said: A man is a real man, what are you afraid of? If you sleep by yourself tonight, Dad will invite you to , McDonald's tomorrow. When the son heard that there was something delicious, he agreed. But when he slept until midnight, his son suddenly became scared and went back to his father's bedroom to look for him. Unfortunately, the door was locked. While slapping the door, my son shouted, "Dad, open the door, dad, open the door! After a long time, the door opened, and the child asked in surprise: Auntie, when did you come to my house?