1. Hilarious and classic jokes for women. For women, if they have small breasts, they can use thickened covers, small eyes, eyeshadows and false eyelashes, short ones, high heels, and thick legs, they can be covered with long skirts to make them look smaller. For men, there is on

1. Hilarious classic women's funny jokes, For women, small breasts can be covered with thickened covers, small eyes can be used with false eyelashes, short eyes can be worn with high heels, and thick legs can be covered with long skirts to make them look smaller. For men, there is only one way to be short and ugly, which is to cover it up with money. ~

2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes. Sometimes I really get tired of this flashy and false society. I really want to stay away from the noisy city, away from the dirty air, and away from the endless phone calls to travel back to the ancient times. Three or five confidants, a few fields, a small courtyard, a pot of tea, a book every day, a lover, and a concubine around me. . . Live a life without competing!

3. Classic funny jokes in embarrassing things. One day, a frog kissed the rabbit and ran away. The rabbit chased him tightly. The frog jumped into the pond in a hurry. After a while, a toad crawled out and the rabbit laughed: Haha, you have allergies!

4. I went to save money at noon. When I was queuing, a beautiful woman asked me from behind: "Save money, right?" "Yes!" "I just want to withdraw money. Anyway, you want to save it, so I might as well give it to me. Why don't you have to queue up?" I thought it was reasonable, so I gave her the money!

5. When a dentist gave anesthetic to the patient, he pulled out a strange tooth that was extremely untidy, and said: Sit down, sit down, relax, don't be afraid, it won't hurt at all... It'll be cured immediately... The patient with his mouth opened said, "Don't come this set, I'm also a dentist!

6. There are only two types of balls in China that don't need to compare. One is a table tennis ball and one is a football ball, and one is not beaten by anyone. No one can beat anyone. When you meet a bear, you should lie down and pretend to die immediately. Don’t move when it comes. ---The bear said.

7. A rabbit walked into a store and asked the boss: Do you have carrots sold here? The boss said: No. After a while, the rabbit came to ask again: Do you have carrots here? The boss said impatiently that no! After a while, the rabbit came to ask again, and the boss finally couldn’t bear it: If you come to make trouble again, I will cut your ears with a pair of scissors! After a while, the rabbit came to ask again: Do you have scissors here? The boss said: No. The rabbit asked again: Do you have carrots here?...

8. "I'm just saying it. "He looked at him with no expression. I looked at him nervously: "You are just talking, right?" "He nodded. I quickly stepped forward and held his hand: "I have long admired Daming, I am in the circle of friends. "If you can't find a partner, you will gain weight." "Why? "Because I feel sad, I can only eat and wait. ”