1. Classic funny female classmates joked, nowadays female classmates are too careless about safety. You ride a bicycle and press your skirt with one hand. It's really unsafe. I really worry about you... Time flies, like a needle and needle. . . "I have always had a question, why

1. Embarrassing things classic funny female classmates joked . Nowadays female classmates are too careless about safety. You ride a bicycle and press your skirt with one hand. It's so unsafe. I really worry about you... Time flies like a needle and needle. . . "I have always had a question, why meteorites always fall into pits?" "Silly~~~, that's the pit that people dug for themselves!"

2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more cold jokes, the man: "Do you believe in fate?" The woman: "Believe!" The man: "Then do you believe in rebirth and reincarnation?" The woman: "Believe!" The man: "If there is a next life, I would turn into a bridge and wait for you to walk past me!" The woman was moved and cried bitterly! Man: "Then look up and see what color of underwear you are wearing!" ~

3. A funny woman made a joke. An enemy who was having a fight with his wife came over to complain to her husband: "Women are really made of water. When they first met her, they felt that she was bright and gentle; but when she was cold to you, it turned into ice." The husband said: "She didn't make the air and flew into the sky, even if it was a man's fortune."

4. Today I saw someone selling encrypted mosquito nets on the roadside. I don't know what algorithm to use? ! The power outage at home, the computer charges the phone, and the phone supplies the computer with the Internet. They support each other and leave behind touching mobile phone fees. A: "I'm just talking." B: "I've been recognizing my name for a long time, and I'm in the circle of friends."

5. I found that my colleague Fei Ge's leather shoes were dirty, so I asked him strangely: "Oh, why don't I polish my leather shoes so brightly like I used to do every day?" Fei Ge regretted: "Oh, it's not because summer has passed, and you women don't wear skirts anymore..." ~

6. Two women talked about their husbands, and one of them asked: "How are you doing that?" "What are you saying? The wording is orderly, and you are working hard." "What about being a person?" "It's inappropriate and telling others about his faults." "Is that good for you?" "It's okay to me, but always be humble in front of me."

7. Question: Why has spicy crayfish become a representative of midnight snack culture? God’s reply: Because when eating Xiaolong, you can’t play with your phone, you can only chat, and your social efficiency is high! The gangster forced the girl to the corner and took out a knife to gesture in front of her. The girl cried in fear. The gangster put away the knife and said, "Go away, you are the first girl to cry for me."

8. We are from science and engineering, and there are basically no girls. During an internship, when the teacher was not in the teacher's office to rest, there was a calculator on the desk, and the classmate kept playing (with the sound on). We were annoyed by him, and I said, "How idle are you? Why do you always press it?" As a result, he said shyly: "This woman's voice sounds so nice."