1. Hilarious classic girlfriend jokes, male: "I'm ugly~ but I'm very...." Female: "Shut up, don't say anything if you are ugly!" My girlfriend kept tickling me, I kept hiding, then she got angry, pouted and said, "Did you see, subconsciously you still love yourself more!" Me. . .

1. Hilarious classic girlfriend jokes, male: "I'm ugly~~ but I'm very...." Female: "Shut up, don't say anything if you are ugly!" My girlfriend kept tickling me, I kept hiding, then she got angry, pouted and said, "Did you see, you subconsciously love yourself more!" Me. . .

2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes. If it is so important to go to work on time, then getting off work on time should be equally important. I slept for seven hours, why do I feel like I’m useless when I get up at 0:00 pm, but I always feel full of energy when I get up at 5:00 pm? "How can we be alone in a materialistic society?" "Poor"

3. The embarrassing teacher hilariously joked. The teacher pointed to the statue of the peace dove in the campus and asked, "Does anyone know its meaning?" Everyone was muttering in a low voice: "It's better to read a book?" The teacher said, " Statue of Liberty holds a book and holds a torch high. Can that classmate tell their meaning?" A classmate stood up and said, "If there is a power outage, you have to work hard."

4. Before marriage, my girlfriend told me: If you get married in the future, you will give me the salary card. Me: Why? Girlfriend: Respond to the national call and let some people get rich first. I. It was the first time I visited my girlfriend's house. Her parents were very enthusiastic. They prepared a sumptuous dinner and kept picking up food for me. After I finished a big bowl of rice, my mother-in-law asked me with concern: Xiao X, do you still want food? I was silent and said seriously: Auntie, I have a formal job.

5. In class , Xiao Ming asked the teacher: "Is the teacher's water still called water when evaporated into the air?" Teacher: "Yes." Xiao Ming asked again: "Does the nose and mouth communicate with each other?" Teacher: "Yes, that's right." Xiao Ming: "Then when we go to the toilet and smell the urine smell is like drinking urine?" Teacher: "You go out!"

6. There is an advertising company that thought it was too uncreative to send rice dumplings to employees on the Dragon Boat Festival, so he changed the June 1st before the Dragon Boat Festival. In a blink of an eye, the Children's Day gift sent to employees was: rice dumplings. Me: "What zodiac sign is the most suitable for Virgo?" Master: "Scorpio." Me: "Why?" Master: "No, save other zodiac signs."

7. Teacher: Use, Xiaohong, friend. mine, is connected into one sentence. A classmate: Xiaohong is my friend. Teacher: OK. Xiao Ming: Friend, Xiaohong is mine. teacher:. . . Get out of the teacher: I’m sorry, which two words are the most sad to add? Xiao Ming: I can’t afford it! Teacher: Old place. Xiao Ming rolled into the corridor gorgeously...

8. I just saw a motorcycle, and there were four people riding a bicycle, which was seriously overloaded. When crossing the intersection, the traffic police asked him to stop, and the shocking motorcycle master said, "I can't sit down." He drove away. "Master, why do we have to ring the bell in the morning?" "Because we don't raise chickens."