It's time for National Day again. Both students and office workers are already looking at the calendar countdown. When they think about how many days you can hold on for a long holiday, they are immediately energetic and excited. All the great jokers are also ready to see how the

Double is coming to National Day

Whether it is a student party or an office worker

have already looked at the calendar countdown

When I think about it, I will stick to it for a few days l2

You can have a short holiday

Immediately, I am so energetic that I am so excited that I can fly

Dear masters and jokers have also made preparations for National Day

Let's see how they spend it. . .

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Makeup is also ready

Luggage is also ready

Standing at the doorstep, waiting for the typhoon to come

National Day holiday is rare

Going a trip that goes away

Go wherever you blow

I am so looking forward to

I am afraid

...

..

. If everyone else runs away

What should I do if I can’t shave it away

That’s so embarrassing!

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First link:

The world is so big, I want to go and have a look;

is so blocked on the road, it’s painful to think about it!

second link:

wallet is so small, you can't go anywhere;

attractions are so expensive, it's heartbreaking to think about it!

Horizontal Blog:

Stay at home

Where did you go to play on National Day?

China celebrates many places, bedrooms, living rooms, kitchens, toilets. . . Um. . . By the way, when I was buying instant noodles, I went downstairs to the supermarket!

I am the successor of socialism and am very happy to celebrate the birthday of the motherland.

Are you sure you won’t be beaten?

Eleven drove to play with two friends. Friend A said the money for gas, friend B said the money for meals, I said I paid the toll, and then we set off happily... Am I too smart! ! !

I also have patriotic feelings like

Recently, I have an uncontrollable patriotic sentiment: seven days are not enough to express my love for my motherland, and I also hope that my motherland will celebrate this birthday and have another lunar calendar. Please check it yourself!

Please contact me on National Day

Nowadays, some friends are very unreasonable. They like to invite others to dinner when they have something to do. When paying the bill, they are rushing to pay and they are anxious about them. After the meal, they are not satisfied. He also has to ask them to take a shower, drink coffee and sing K. Do you think I'm a soft-hearted person? I only want to say six words to such people. Contact me on National Day!

I am a very planned person

I am a very planned person. Don’t look at me, I always don’t plan at work, but I have planned everything for National Day!

I really owe it to

If I had any offense in the past, some bad things, some weird temper, some bad mouth, some arrogant things that make you dislike me, on the occasion of my mother's birthday, I sincerely said to you, what can you do to me?

What kind of game do you belong to?

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Want to compare West Lake with the West, crowded everywhere.

Sightseeing food, two words: be slaughtered!

Attraction parking lot, two words: no place!

Classic toilet, two words: Queue!

Attraction tour, two sentences: Adults look at their heads, and children look at their butts.

During the National Day holiday, a passenger car will be on the expressway for free. Warm reminder. Please bring your own room pot, Xiangbu, Auntie towel, , drinking water, instant noodles, quilts, chess and cards, mobile power, eye masks and other essentials before getting on the expressway.