1. Hilarious classic and embarrassing jokes. Today I went to withdraw money with my friend. I withdrew 3,000 yuan. All the withdrawals were new money. I told him to keep it. It was not easy to deal with 30 consecutive numbers. Maybe it would appreciate in the future. Then, he nod

1. Hilarious classic embarrassing jokes . Today I went to withdraw money with my friend, and I withdrew 3,000 yuan. All the withdrawals were new money. I told him to keep it. It was difficult to deal with 30 consecutive numbers, and maybe it would appreciate in the future. Then, he nodded, ran to the ATM, and saved the money back.

2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes, man: If you are ugly, I am willing to talk to you about life and ideals. Female: What about now? Man: I just want to sleep with you! The second-hand boyfriend kept farting after eating bad stomachs these days. I mocked him: "If you weren't for your ability to walk, jump, and talk, I almost thought my inflatable doll was leaking." This second-hand guy told me with great common sense: There is no male version of inflatable doll! ! !

3. Classic salary is funny and funny jokes. The wife said that the salary is handed in, the commission is handed in, the bonus is handed in, and the extra money must be handed in, and I said, "I have extra money there," the wife said, "Isn't the red envelope robbed on WeChat?" Today, the guard of our school was fired because the school gate was stolen when he was on night shift last night... Uncle, you will always be our old man!

4. I bought a wallet at a street stall, and after bidding for 30, I bought 20 yuan. I took it home. When I opened it, there was a 100 yuan inside. I bought a second-hand product. Why are the current businessmen so bad? There is a small rural restaurant. Everyone who has gone to eat it said that the food at his house is delicious and everything is delicious! At first I didn't believe it, but later I believed it. . . The small restaurant is on the edge of the Mongolian grassland, with no one in front and behind each of them 300 kilometers away. Everyone is hungry and confused when they go to eat. It’s so delicious!

5. I got home at around 10 o'clock last night and my phone ran out of battery. My husband was already sleeping in bed and felt a little hungry. So I called my husband's cell phone and ordered a fast food. After more than ten minutes, someone knocked on the door. I opened the door and was a sexy and fashionable beauty. I asked: "Is it a delivery of fast food?" Where is the potato beef rice that I want? ''The woman was stunned, and then said awkwardly: ''Oh, I forgot to take it! ''It's so funny, I'm still a waiter with just this memory...

6. At lunch, I ordered dry-fried green beans . Halfway through the bean, I found a big meat worm next to a bean. I subconsciously picked it up and looked at it. My girlfriend thought I was feeding her, so she quickly caught it with her mouth. It was quite delicious. "Dear, you are so nice!" she said.

7. I remember that after a college entrance examination, the principal of a certain school invited the top scorer from the city's college entrance examination to give a speech to the school. The top scorer said, "Let's talk about my learning method. At the beginning, I only did one question every day..." At this time, the principal couldn't help but say, "Students, the learning method has come, your spring is coming!" At this time, the top scorer said with tears in his eyes: "Later my mother beat me and asked me to do 100 questions every day."

8. It is not good to read too many advertisements. Recently, he went to a buddy's house and found that his mouthwash cup had two toothbrushes, and I asked in surprise: I have a girlfriend. He said: No. I asked again: Why do you have two toothbrushes? He said: Oh, use white in the morning and don’t be sleepy. Use dark at night and sleep soundly. Ni's illness is very serious.