1. My grandfather said that when I was one year old, my family asked me to arrest Zhou. Facing a lot of things, including food and fun, I grabbed a gun with one hand. Grandpa said happily that this kid is good and will be a good person to join the army and get a gun in the future

1. I heard from my grandfather that when I was one year old, my family asked me to catch in . Facing a lot of things, including food and fun, I grabbed a gun with one hand. Grandpa said happily that this kid is good and will be a good person to join the army and get a gun in the future. Now that I have grown up, my grandfather's words seem to have come true. I have become a glorious welder, holding an welding gun every day...

2, finally made an appointment with the male god I had long wanted for dinner. I was so excited. I put on beautiful makeup early to go to the appointment. The dinner was a very pleasant chat. After the meal, the male god took two bottles of drinks and gave me one. At this time, I thought I was a little weaker in front of him, so I acted coquettishly and said to the male god: Oh, I can't twist it, can you help me unscrew it? The male god glanced at me lightly and said, "You can't even twist it, so I can't twist it." Damn, I was so angry that I slapped the table on the spot!

3, was with his boyfriend for half a year, and he always ignored his words and actions. Today I couldn't help but yell at him: Why are you always cold to me? Can't you do something that warms me? My boyfriend slapped him and said, "It's hot now."

4, best friend applied for a job, and the boss asked: What kind of work environment do you want? The second guy said: his monthly salary is 100,000 yuan, he will cover his housing, and he will go abroad for 30 days a year for public expenses. Boss: With a monthly salary of 250,000 yuan, I will give you another apartment, but you have to check in and go to work on time. Are you willing to come? My best friend was stunned and said in surprise: So good! Could it be a joke with me? Boss: You joked with me first.

5, My wife ordered me to buy cloth at the morning market and repeatedly told me: "I can buy a cloth that we want for four yuan, so don't buy it more expensive!" When I arrived at the morning market, I asked many vendors, but I didn't pay five yuan. I worked with a vendor for a long time, but the other party still refused to give in. I shouted at him, "Sell it to me for four dollars, okay? If you don't sell it to me, I will ask my wife to bargain with you later, how about it?" The vendor blinked and said the deal was done!

6, The wife took out a bottle of wine and put it on the table. She said, "I want to see you tell the truth after drinking." My wife saw me silently preparing to open the bottle cap. She grabbed the bottle and asked, "What are you doing?" I said, "How can you tell the truth after drinking without drinking?" She shook her head and said, "Drinking will hurt you. Come on, you stand here." She led me behind the bottle and stood with a red face. She said, "Okay, you're standing after drinking now. Please listen to this question: Do you know where you are wrong?"