1. Hilarious classic goddess and funny jokes. Goddess: There are no cucumbers in the middle of winter now, how can I boil it? Fujiwo: Actually, fill the condom with water, take it to the refrigerator and freeze it hard, and then use hot water to scald it. The goddess with the same effect: Oh, is it useful to apply the face like this?
2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes. Today, my buddy gathered, and a buddy asked me to evaluate my wife's cooking skills in one sentence. Me: My wife always smells of barbecue when cooking! Me: You go and turn off the lights! Wife: Why don’t you go? Me: I’m lying on the bed! Wife: Close your eyes first! Then my wife also lying on the bed... Me: Why don’t you turn off the lights? Wife: You can’t see if you close your eyes!
3. A funny and classic joke for female classmates. She liked a female classmate in high school. Once she kissed her after school, she thought that she could be slapped at the worst. But she didn't hit me, and she ran away with her ponytail. I felt that there was a chance and kept giggling on the way home. I fantasize that we will study together, make progress together, get into college together, graduate together, work together, get married and have children after saving enough money, the boy is like me, the girl is like her... Just as he was thinking about giving the child a name, his brother dragged me into the alley and beat me up!
4. When I was in love in junior high school, I was discovered by the teacher to call me a parent. I just said to Uncle... Before I finished speaking, the parent slapped over and said angrily: You and my daughter have kissed me, and you still have the face to call me Uncle. I paused and blurted out "Dad". \
5. A parrot was hung at the door of the pet store. A fat woman passed by and looked at it. The parrot said, "You look so bad." The woman ignored her and left. The next day, the woman deliberately passed by, and the parrot said, "You look so bad." The woman went to the shop owner angrily, and the shop owner promised that it would not happen in the future. On the third day, the woman passed by again. The parrot looked at the woman and said, "You know what I want to say!"
6. My wife suddenly said to me today: Husband, can we not be separated in our lives? I looked at my wife, hugged her in my arms and nodded. Then my wife picked up the pear next to her and started eating it! My wife: Damn it! I'm so tired! I: Come on, my wife, I'll hold you! My wife: Forget it! I feel that every drop of sweat you leave is mocking my weight.
7. Today I confessed to a girl, and the girl rejected me. She said to me cruelly: You don’t urinate and take care of yourself. Are you worthy of me like this? So I took off my pants and peed to see myself. Just as I took off my pants and was about to pee, the girl swallowed and said, "Wait... maybe we can try..."
8. The aunt selling slippers at the door was such a cold and beautiful woman. I asked her how much is a pair of slippers? She said 20. I said 10 yuan is OK? She said OK, do you want your left foot or your right foot. Played with friends. When I arrived at the destination, I asked how much it cost and the driver said 16 yuan. My friend flipped through the bag and paid the money. There was a 20 yuan in my pocket, so he took it out and handed it to the driver. He casually said to the friend next to him, "No need to look for it!" The friend didn't respond, but the driver took it over and said, "Thank you then!
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