"You are thinking about it" One day, a beautiful girl took a boat across the river, and a little monk hurriedly followed. On the boat, the little monk stared at the beautiful girl with a graceful umbrella in his hand angrily and hit the little monk's bald head. The little monk as

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"You are thinking about it"

One day, a beautiful girl took a boat across the river, and a little monk hurriedly followed.

On the boat, the little monk stared at the beautiful girl with a graceful umbrella in his hand angrily and hit the little monk's bald head.

The little monk asked: "Why do you want to beat the poor monk?"

The beautiful girl replied: "I will make your eyes dishonest!".

The little monk closed his eyes helplessly and recited Buddhist scriptures in his mouth. The beautiful girl raised her umbrella and hit the monk in the head, and slapped her several times in a row.

The little monk opened his eyes and asked, "I am chanting the sutras with my eyes closed, why do you want to hit me again?",

The beautiful girl replied, "Are you chanting the sutras with your eyes closed? I see that you are thinking about it with your eyes closed, and you are still using Buddhism. Will you get what you want? I think beautifully!"

The little monk said, "You are really wronged by the poor monk. I am doing scriptures for the good people I have met! You are really a dog biting Lu Dongbin and don't know the good people's hearts!"

When the beautiful girl heard the little monk scolding her, she hit the little monk's bald head a few times, and got off the boat and left after reaching the shore.

The little monk said silently: "It's still the master who is right: "The women in the world are tigers. If you meet them, you must avoid them..."

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