This is a mood couplet. Seeing this couplet, it is likely that many people will vomit if they are noisy. The first line I am right is: The first sentence: Folic acid, uric acid, nucleic acid, acid and acid show negative; the second line: Love, family affection, epidemic, love dri

This is a mood couplet. Seeing this couplet, it is likely that many people will vomit if they are noisy.

and I prefer this to be a funny couplet.

The first line I am right is:

First sentence: Folic acid , uric acid, nucleic acid, acid acid, acid show negative ;

Second line: Love, family affection, epidemic, love drives crazy !

[cover your face] Noisy epidemic

This society is like more women and fewer men, and the yin is strong and the yang is weak. Men with low-level marriages in rural areas cannot find their wives, while women with high-tech cities cannot find their husbands, especially those of the teachers. Who would think that even the new crown test will be negative! Could it be that is the new crown of women? Same-sex repulses each other.

Master said that Brother G has been trapped by love in the past few years, so Brother G was so interested that he didn't close his eyes for several nights. But unexpectedly, it was not the love he was looking forward to, but the epidemic [covering his face]

Until yesterday, the situation reversed and I found the feeling!

Citizens line up to do nucleic acid

What is love in the world? Just ask people to follow each other step by step? Never followed a woman for so long, and she followed her for an hour; she took one step, and Brother G took one step; she took three steps, and Brother G also took three steps, and he didn't dare to leave a single step! For fear that they would not keep up, they would be intervened by a third party. [Haze][Haze][Haze]

It was not until her husband was behind Brother G that Brother G woke up: This is the epidemic, not love! She has a husband! I am the third party.

G Brother sighed, [covering his face] Noisy love: I originally had two hearts, one good and the other evil. But since I lined up to follow you, all I have is kindness. Because, because I was so disgusting!

[cover your face] Noisy family affection

I still remember that Brother G brought his girlfriend to the house for the first time for dinner. Brother G and Mom were accompanying him and had a very happy chat.

But when he was about to finish eating, G's mother asked G's classic eternal question: "Your wife and I fell into the water, who would you save first?"

 When G's girlfriend heard this, she immediately rushed to answer: "I will save you first."

G brother nodded quickly and then said: "Yes, I will save you first!"

G brother only saw G's mother put down her chopsticks, smiled meaningfully, and said to G, "It's true that I listen to my wife." When

G brother heard this, he thought that it was over, and this matter was going to be ruined. Sure enough, there was nothing.

Since then, Brother G has been single for a long time.

really responds to the saying: Love drives crazy! .

plot is fictional, purely funny!