When I went out to eat beef hotpot with my leader, the leader picked up a large piece of beef tendon for me and said that it was delicious. I never bargain when I go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables. I just went to the aunt to come and see that the aunt talked about the

1. Those who lie in bed every day may have been a four-piece set in their previous life.

2. Go out with your leader to eat beef hotpot . The leader picked up a large piece of beef tendon for me and said that this was delicious. Then I was still chewing the beef tendon until I paid the bill.

3. I never bargain when I go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables. I just went to the aunt to come and see that the aunt talked about the price and bought it. I said: The boss will give me two pounds too!

4. Today, I give up my seat to a gray-haired person. He turned his head and showed his thirty-year-old face. Obviously this is a good health programmer .

5. You will never find out that you forever forget one thing.

6. Which one is easier for girls to learn cello or piano to cultivate temperament?

is beautiful and plays suona .

7. Ordinary foods become rotten after being placed on the table for a day, which means they are prone to oxidation. People eat such foods and are prone to oxidation, which accelerates aging.

The shelf life of instant noodles is more than half a year, which means that it has strong antioxidant effects. After eating it, it can delay aging, maintain its appearance forever, and has the effect of beauty and beauty.

8. I added the goddess WeChat and it has been a month since I finally found out that we have a good understanding! I don't speak, and she doesn't speak either!

9. "Do you open the book today?" "Open the book." The two tornadoes agreed to each other.

10. Dad asked his daughter: If I am separated from your mother, who will you follow?

The daughter blinked and said: I don’t follow anyone.

Dad was surprised: Why?

Daughter: Because you all have to follow me.

11. According to Murphy's law: If I worry about getting rich every day, isn't it far from getting rich?

12. Xiao Li decided not to play with his mobile phone while walking, so he bought a wheelchair.

13. The 6-year-old daughter did her homework and could not do it for several consecutive questions. She suddenly dropped her pen with a blushing voice, and her fingers blushed and scolded her angrily: It's really too bullying!

14.A: It's too hard to do IT. The more data it saves, the less budget it is, the more good friends it is, and the fewer girlfriend it is. What should I do if I want to change a new line?

B: Click to enter.

15. Life is like a drama, you are your own director, of course, your boss is the producer, your parents are the screenwriter, your target is a big brand, and anyone can command you.

16. You have neither a good-looking skin nor an interesting body, nor a cute and charming villain. You are just a pig spirit who stays up late to order takeout.

17. "How did you achieve such achievements at a young age?"

"Lie to report your age."

18. An illiterate walking on the road suddenly found that he knew words. It took him a long time to realize that he was standing at the intersection of literacy.

19. A piece of advice for friends who are addicted to football betting: football is not the whole of life, there are stocks.

20. The photo of my wife is placed in the wallet to remind yourself to remember: why is the money in the wallet gone?

(non-original, reprinted from the vx official account, please call me Xiangjie)