01. I used to make a living by relying on my face, but later I almost starved to death before giving up. 02. I eat so much that I don’t think of it. 03. I will sooner or later find out if I do bad things. After careful consideration, I will change to do them at noon. 04. My mothe

01. I used to rely on my face to make a living, but later I almost starved to death before giving up.

02. I eat so much that I don’t want to be looked down upon.

03. I will sooner or later find out if I do bad things. After careful consideration, I will change to do them at noon.

04. My mother said she couldn't make friends, so my friends were very different.

05. I actually have many advantages, but the only disadvantage is the insufficient balance. 06. The most useless thing in the world is the salary slip. I was angry when I saw it and wiped my butt too thin.

07. I thought the air was free until I bought a pack of potato chips

08. Others are all targets, cars, and savings, while the black paint I was exposed to was dark.

09. is very tired when working, but I can’t cry because it’s not safe to wipe my tears when riding an electric bike.

10. If the onion moves in life, there will be ginger. Don’t let the garlic go because of a little setback.

11. Life is too difficult. Can you call me a beautiful woman and make me lose myself.

12. I am a self-disciplined person. Since I said I want to lose weight, I will keep saying it.

13. What should I do when I get old? Those square dances look so difficult!

14. Freezing three feet is not a day long, but it is not difficult to gain three pounds at all.

15. Wish you a person's heart to avoid long blind dates.

16. You can't hide if you like someone. Even if you hide in the closet, your husband will still be discovered by her.

17. It's so scary to have no culture. I can't tell which side is the northwest when I want to drink the northwest wind...

18. To be honest, I am an invisible rich man and have not found my own money yet.

19. uses a 6-digit password to protect the double-digit balance.

20. feels uncomfortable. I really want to fall into the arms of the 1.8 meters tall, six pack abs, long legs, good voice, fair skin and beautiful appearance, understanding, super good at coaxing, not smoking, not drinking, and affectionate and dedicated little brother.

21.The weather is hot, and friends who want to play with water can come to my house to wash dishes.

22. I am a civilized person and all my swear words have been disinfected with saliva.

23. You have to stay up late secretly, stay up into the Mediterranean, and then laugh to death everyone

24. You will sooner or later discover bad things. After careful consideration, I will change to do them at noon.

25. Mom said that I can’t make friends who are irrelevant, so my friends are all very second.

26. I actually have many advantages, but the only disadvantage is the insufficient balance.

27. The most useless thing in the world is the salary slip. I was angry after seeing it, and my butt was too thin.

28. It's really fair for me to give you an ugly appearance, and I will definitely give you a very low IQ to avoid making you seem inconsistent.