Wife: Husband, you see that many lovers will get married on National Day. If we had married on National Day, it would be great and commemorative.

Wife: Husband, you see that many lovers are on National Day to get married. If we were on National Day, we would have made a great commemorative meaning.

Husband: Wife, we have been married for twenty years. If we were married today on National Day, our kid might be the same wedding anniversary as us.

Wife: The child’s father, our child, are you ready for the bride price? What if he wants to get married on National Day?

Husband: Wife, the child is adult, it’s time to be independent and work hard to make money to get married.

Wife: According to the current market, your son will not know when he will earn a bride price in the year and month, and your son will have to be a bachelor.

Husband: Wife, don’t worry, I’m enough.

Wife: You damn, I finally got your private money out today, and I will tell you where to put it!

My husband was immediately upset about what he said just now.

Wife: Husband, do you think it is better to complement each other or compatible between husband and wife?

Husband: Of course, it is good to complement each other. You can learn from each other's strengths and weaknesses so that you can get along well.

Wife: Husband, I'm just waiting for you. I spend money well, you make money well, it's best for us to complement each other so much. Pay your salary quickly and make money harder. The more you earn, the more harmonious we get along.

My husband burst into tears and was speechless.

Wife: Husband, why are so many men and women in love now, and they get married soon after they get together?

Husband: Because men love women love.

Wife: No, because there are more men and fewer women, so marrying means making a profit.

My husband was secretly frightened and patted his chest: No wonder I miss you so much.

wife: Do you know what the biggest difference between men and women?

Husband: One is difficult, the other is difficult.

Wife: How do you say this?

Husband: Women always love to make things difficult for others. Therefore, as Confucius said, it is difficult for women and villains to raise. With such women, it is difficult for men to behave.

Wife: Look for a fight!

Wife: Take the civil service exam, do you know what I like most about what you say to me?

Husband: What are you talking about?

Wife: Hold hands with me and grow old together with me. You know, you used to love holding my hands the most, but now you don’t hold my hands when shopping anymore. Why is this?

Husband: I don’t want to hold hands with you at a young age, and I will turn my head white early with you.

Wife: Look for a fight!

Wife: Husband, we are together, what is the last thing you regretted to me?

Husband: I regretted that when I was in a bad mood, I said to you that you should care?

Wife: What's there to regret about this?

Husband: I regret it all the time. Now you not only care about my money, but also my soul, making me unsteady every day.

Wife: I think it will make you itchy if you don’t hit it for three days.

Husband:...

Wife: Husband, you know you have something that others can never replace, do you know what it is?

Husband: What I look like.

Wife: You think you look like Pan An, and now you have such a superb plastic surgery. Remember that it is your wife.

Husband: Well, there is only one wife.

Wife: This is almost the same. Don’t just look at beauties when shopping in the future. This palace will always be passers-by in them.

Husband: Why did I not be born at the wrong time? I was not born in ancient times.

Wife: If you were born in ancient times, you would be a father-in-law, and people would call you every day.

Husband: In the end, she is still a husband...

Wife: Husband, what do you think love is like?

Husband: Love is like a wallet.

Wife: How do you say this?

Husband: Money is love, and a bag is love. Only with love can there be affection. Only with the wallet can there be perfect. No love can there be affection. Only with loneliness can there be packaging.

Wife: Husband, it’s correct, but the love I understand is not like this.

Husband: What does that look like?

Wife: Love is like a madman and a fool.

Husband: How to interpret this?

Wife: There is a song like this, you are crazy, I am stupid...