Girl, I've run, and I'm not allowed to stop if I don't run five kilometers today. Who am I, I am there, what did I do. Female: It’s just that when you take a bath, your hair becomes like this.

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Girl, running, today I don’t allow you to stop if you don’t run five kilometers today

Who am I, I’m there, what did I do

Girl: It’s the time to take a shower, and my hair becomes like this

Young man, the police will take you back to have tea later

This used car The car is in good condition, but I always feel that it looks a bit weird

hasn't been home for a month. The gas on this day seems a little bit angry

Electric car: it's still cooler below, go and play

The whole family is neatly

Maybe this is fate, because fate does this

This is the third time, but it can be considered successful

Join you and have super powers. What do you want to do first

Little fresh meat VS old bacon

Dog: You are the big brother, I listen to your big brother, you can do it

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Why, why can't I do it well

Crocodile: Good boy, it's the one I can't eat

A "life", and the other one is life

hasn't started yet, the battle has ended

No wonder your store has no repeat customers, There is a reason for this

Dog: Who doesn’t have a skill with one or two hands?

Summer practice, what to do in the East?

Good guy, this is really serious

Where did you open a restaurant? Use that national banknote

Where did you open a restaurant?

Since you ask sincerely, then call Wang Fugui

Never beat

After all, it's just made hair, so you can't mess it up

Dog: What, I want me to go home with you

l0Not to say, this game is quite fun

Dog: I'm drinking water, why are I still thirsty

This is how the bride met the groom

Girl, you still think about it, how do you explain it to your boyfriend

As long as your mind doesn't slip, the method is always more difficult than hard

Camel: I've come here, not much more

It seems that I'm going to bleed again today

Turtle: Anyway, I'm hiding here, you can't catch my

God reply: The leader said to you, "If you can do it, if you can't do it, leave." How should you answer at this time?

Do you know the answer to the university mathematics problem?

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1. "Sacrifice for love" A: "I heard that the girlfriend you are from is going to sacrifice for love. Is this true?" B: "Yes, she told me that she would rather die than marry me!" 2. "Centipede Traveling" A young man especially likes to play with pets. That day he bought a centipe - DayDayNews

1. "Sacrifice for love" A: "I heard that the girlfriend you are from is going to sacrifice for love. Is this true?" B: "Yes, she told me that she would rather die than marry me!" 2. "Centipede Traveling" A young man especially likes to play with pets. That day he bought a centipe

Jokes (348)

04/19 1352

The Lantern Festival has passed, I believe everyone has guessed many riddles. 315 is a day to fight against counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddle, please correct me. Search for riddles on the Internet: "There is - DayDayNews

The Lantern Festival has passed, I believe everyone has guessed many riddles. 315 is a day to fight against counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddle, please correct me. Search for riddles on the Internet: "There is

There is an iron lock, at the door every day, good people let it go, and thieves see it walking (beat an animal)

04/19 1636

After being introduced by others, I will go on a blind date tomorrow. This is my first blind date in my life. I feel a little nervous and expectant. Just when I don’t know what to do, my senior sister came over and asked: "Why are you sitting here alone in a daze! Are you worried - DayDayNews

After being introduced by others, I will go on a blind date tomorrow. This is my first blind date in my life. I feel a little nervous and expectant. Just when I don’t know what to do, my senior sister came over and asked: "Why are you sitting here alone in a daze! Are you worried

The short novel "There are some details about the place of dating" by Shuimu Yuntian

04/19 1131

01. I used to make a living by relying on my face, but later I almost starved to death before giving up. 02. I eat so much that I don’t think of it. 03. I will sooner or later find out if I do bad things. After careful consideration, I will change to do them at noon. 04. My mothe - DayDayNews

01. I used to make a living by relying on my face, but later I almost starved to death before giving up. 02. I eat so much that I don’t think of it. 03. I will sooner or later find out if I do bad things. After careful consideration, I will change to do them at noon. 04. My mothe

This is the most talented I have ever taught

04/19 1063

1. Classic funny job jokes. No matter how perfect the job you do, the boss will find faults, otherwise he will seem incompetent. If you spend your random thoughts at night to study, you will not be able to stay up late and harm your body if you fall asleep early. I like to wear m - DayDayNews

1. Classic funny job jokes. No matter how perfect the job you do, the boss will find faults, otherwise he will seem incompetent. If you spend your random thoughts at night to study, you will not be able to stay up late and harm your body if you fall asleep early. I like to wear m

Classic funny job jokes, funny colleagues funny jokes

04/19 1996

Wife: Husband, you see that many lovers will get married on National Day. If we had married on National Day, it would be great and commemorative. - DayDayNews

Wife: Husband, you see that many lovers will get married on National Day. If we had married on National Day, it would be great and commemorative.

Humorous couples (II) Funny

04/19 1501

I have intensive phobia and are afraid of having too many minds. Although it's an old joke, I still find it funny when I see it hahahaha. Mom: Look, if you don’t sleep at night, you will mutate if you don’t get up in the morning. - DayDayNews

I have intensive phobia and are afraid of having too many minds. Although it's an old joke, I still find it funny when I see it hahahaha. Mom: Look, if you don’t sleep at night, you will mutate if you don’t get up in the morning.

I have intensive phobia, fear of having too many minds

04/18 1596

Panda: You don’t agree with me, right? The Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, remember not to mess with Panda. Roommate: "It seems that the technique is a bit wrong. I will learn it again and I will give you one later." - DayDayNews

Panda: You don’t agree with me, right? The Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, remember not to mess with Panda. Roommate: "It seems that the technique is a bit wrong. I will learn it again and I will give you one later."

Hilarious animation: Panda: Don’t accept me, right? The Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Subduing, remember not to mess with the Panda

04/18 1766

#Funny Moment# Although he looks honest and honest, he still feels a little bad in his bones. Although he doesn't like to joke and looks serious, sometimes an inadvertent sentence can make you laugh. I really doubt whether the man in front of him is a little stupid! - DayDayNews

#Funny Moment# Although he looks honest and honest, he still feels a little bad in his bones. Although he doesn't like to joke and looks serious, sometimes an inadvertent sentence can make you laugh. I really doubt whether the man in front of him is a little stupid!

A man who has humor in his life

04/18 1206

Girl, I've run, and I'm not allowed to stop if I don't run five kilometers today. Who am I, I am there, what did I do. Female: It’s just that when you take a bath, your hair becomes like this. - DayDayNews

Girl, I've run, and I'm not allowed to stop if I don't run five kilometers today. Who am I, I am there, what did I do. Female: It’s just that when you take a bath, your hair becomes like this.

God replied: The leader said to you, "If you can do it, if you can do it, if you can't do it, leave." How should you answer the conversation?

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