1. Holding my son downstairs, I met my neighbor Grandma Li in the elevator. Grandma Li smiled and took out a candy from her pocket and gave it to her son. I reminded my son: "Grandma gives you candy, what do you want to say?" Son: "Is there any?" 2. In my first year of high schoo

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　　1. Holding my son downstairs, I met my neighbor Grandma Li in the elevator.

　　Grandma Li smiled and took out a candy from her pocket and gave it to her son.

　　I reminded my son: "Grandma gives you candy, what do you want to say?"

　　Son: "Is there any?"

　　2. I was in my first year of high school and my sister went to attend her son's parent-teacher meeting.

　　I was in the first grade, and my nephew’s class teacher was actually my elementary school teacher.

　　When my naughty nephew called me mom with a titty voice, I still can't forget the shocked and contemptuous look of the head teacher.

　　　Saying pity: "You are told not to study hard, you have such a young child at the age of fifteen or sixteen."

　　3. At a parent-teacher meeting, many parents were sitting in a class waiting for the teacher to speak. Suddenly, a parent became addicted to cigarettes and took out a cigarette and started smoking. The teacher looked over and stared at him and said, "Some people don't understand the rules. The parent suddenly realized and quickly divided one for all the parents, saying, "Come on, light it all!

　　4. My son went to the barber shop below the community to get a handsome hairstyle. When my wife came back in the evening, she saw her son, her eyes turned red. I sent my son away and asked my wife: Are you crying because of your son's new hairstyle? The wife wiped her eyes and said: No, when she saw her son's hairstyle, I remembered that scumbag...

　5. Today is my birthday, I have something to eat.

　　6. I feel like a waste, I am in my twenties and still accomplish nothing, and I feel that the future is very confused.

　　7. This is my home, I wonder what your home looks like?

　　8.What does this mean?

　　9. How can men turn over within a year?

　　10. What is the use of the cloak of ancient generals? Is it purely for being handsome?

　　11. Girls’ understanding of boys’ height.

　　12.What will you tell the top students?

　　13. Today I had a meal with Xiong Er .

　　14. What would you say if it were you?

　　15. What subject should I get caught when I get bitten by this thing?

　　16.Friends, what is the name of this novel that can make you live in?

　　17. If you don’t understand, ask, what word should this be?

　　18. Drink the medicine in my stomach and ask you one by one if it hurts. Do you hurt?

　　19. Find a class for it, I can't stand it so comfortable.

　　20. Feel a pain in Moma

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