1. A classmate asked me, is the mayor of Nanjing called Jiang Daqiao? I said: No! The classmate said: Then when I was taking the train yesterday, I saw a big sign saying - Nanjing Mayor Jiang Daqiao Welcome! I was speechless!
2. My wife went out to collect debts, but after a few months, she returned empty-handed. The husband said angrily, "You are so incompetent." The wife said dissatisfiedly, "Although I didn't ask for money, the boss's child was taken hostage by me." The husband was overjoyed and asked, "Where is the person?" The wife slapped her stomach and said, "It's locked in it."
3. For singles, Valentine's Day is like an aunt, and it hurts every time.
4. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used it to roll my eyes.
5. A man is not scary to be poor, nor is he pretending to behave. The most terrible thing is to be poor!
6. If you submit your resume correctly, you can get a good job. If you submit your pregnancy correctly, you can not work.
7. On the eve of the Chinese Valentine's Day, the chocolate seller smiled; at noon that day, the rose seller smiled; in the evening, the restaurant seller smiled; at night, the hotel seller smiled; the next day, the pharmacy smiled; a month later, the hospital seller smiled; ten months later, the diapers and milk powder smiled; the saddest thing is that you find that Lao Wang next door smiled.
8. When you were young, you should walk around. If you walk more, you will find that the whole world is full of couples, and you are just a single dog.
9. When you go to the school cafeteria, you will get into trouble. When you find that the ribs are not fresh, you will go to the chef who is cooking and say, "Master, I found that the ribs this week are not as delicious as last week." The master said, "No, this is the ribs last week"
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