1. One sells quilts and the other sells buns. On a cold night, I lived in a dilapidated temple at the same time. The two ignored each other, one of them slept in the southeast corner of the temple after eating, dry and cold! One of them slept in the northwest corner with a quilt.

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1. One sells quilts and the other sells buns. On a cold night, I lived in a dilapidated temple at the same time. The two ignored each other, one of them slept in the southeast corner of the temple after eating, dry and cold! One of them slept in the northwest corner with a quilt. Fucking hungry! The two of them thought to themselves: If the other party takes the initiative to look for me, I will definitely cooperate with him. As a result, the next morning, one of them froze to death and the other starved to death! I take the initiative, not necessarily begging you, but maybe saving you. ———Read people’s strengths and tolerate people’s weaknesses; think about people’s benefits and help people’s difficulties! "Don't forget to win-win cooperation." If you don't take the initiative, we will never have a story. I took the initiative, so I was arrested. The police said this was a girl's ticket. Nu Chang!

2. The lawyer and his wife were walking on the street. A girl dressed in a very charming manner came towards me and frequently fired electricity to the lawyer. She also greeted the lawyer enthusiastically when they met. "Do you know her?" asked his wife. "Oh, we're just in contact with each other at work." "Your job or her job?

3. A couple went to register for marriage. "Have you done a pre-marital check? ""Checked, his house. All the cars are all. "I mean going to the hospital. "The young woman blushed and replied in a low voice: "I checked, it's a boy." "

4. Lao Wang went to buy vegetables as usual, but saw that the vegetable seller was arguing with a beautiful woman. Lao Wang stepped forward and prepared the hero to save the beauty! As soon as he walked forward, the vegetable buyer grabbed Lao Wang and said to the beauty, "The child's father is him, he just comes to touch my cucumber every day~~"

5. The hunter went up the mountain to catch a fox, shook his head and put it on. After a few days, he caught the fox again. The hunter shook his head and released the fox again. From that day on, the hunter always caught the fox every time he went up the mountain, but released the fox. Over time, the fox gradually moved to heart and decided to follow the hunter all his life. So it turned into a beauty to find the hunter. When the hunter saw it, he shouted: Can you cure the body odor and come back?

6. Today, he went shopping with his best friend and her husband. The best friend took a fancy to a diamond ring and acted coquettishly to her husband: Husband, that diamond ring is so beautiful! "Go and go and have a look." My best friend pulled his husband: But what should I do if I want to see him at home every day? His husband sighed helplessly: I know, I really can't do anything to you! I'm beside me, I'd love to have such a good boyfriend. Just as he was thinking, his husband took out his cell phone and took several photos, and said: You can use it to make a computer desktop so that you can see it every day...

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