1. The classic and funny thing is a joke about buying clothes. I went to a clothing store to buy clothes. I asked the boss: How much does this piece of clothing cost? Boss: 300. I told him: Will 500 be sold? He said to sell it, of course, and then I said to him: Just sell it, I w

1. The classic classic buying clothes is hilarious, and I go to a clothing store to buy clothes. I asked the boss: How much does this piece of clothing cost? Boss: 300. I told him: Will 500 be sold? He said to sell it, of course, and then I said to him: Just sell it, I won’t buy it anyway. The boss smiled gloomyly and said: It’s okay not to buy it, you can only leave after you pay the money. . . I was stunned %%$^#$%^&^

2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more cold jokes. I lay on the sofa and posted cucumber slices to rest. My dad was watching TV. I said, "Can you not look at this war? Look at something else?" My dad looked at me and said, "Can you still see cucumbers on your eyes?" I said, "I have an eye that I can't stick to see." My dad said, "I went to the kitchen and took another cucumber slice and pasted my other eye.

3. Classic girl is funny and embarrassed and joked, Xiao Ming went to the hospital for an injection, the nurse girl was very beautiful, so Xiao Ming started to be humble: Come quickly, I'll wait for you in bed! The nurse paused and smiled instantly: OK, OK! Don't shout then! Guess, how many shots did Xiao Ming get today? .

4. On the first day, I sent my son to kindergarten, and the teacher was very enthusiastic and asked his son with a smile: What do you think of a child? Son: Sheep! The teacher continued: Are you a beautiful goat and goat , pleasing goat and goat , or lazi goat and goat ? My son said disdainfully, "Dad, let's change your family." The teacher here is too naive. Such a big person still watches cartoons."

5. Yesterday I went to eat barbecue and found that the meat was not cooked. I asked the boss what was going on. The boss said, "Maybe this piece of meat has a strong desire to survive." I was eating snacks at home and watching costume dramas. I saw a concubine wrapped in a quilt by two people and carried it to bed. The little nephew next to him seemed to be talking, so I stopped: "Don't ask, you will know these things when you grow up."

6. The department held a meeting, and several managers had something to talk about. A female manager may have to talk a lot, so she said to a male manager next to him: "Mr. Wang, you are short, you can talk first." Mr. Wang: "I am quite long, so you should talk first." Why do everyone's faces flushed?

7. My son had a fever of more than 40 degrees and was crying at three o'clock in the middle of the night. I woke up my wife and said, "Listen, the sound of the child crying." My wife was stunned and slapped over and said, "I still have the heart to sing. When is it the fuck?" I also slapped back: "Are you blind? Didn't you say it at the beginning? Three o'clock in the middle of the night!!"

8. My little sister transferred from her hometown to a kindergarten in Guilin at the age of two. Because she had just transferred to a kindergarten in Guilin, she spoke in a dirt language. The teacher found my aunt and said, "You have to teach your child Mandarin quickly. His Mandarin is quite unstandard!" My sister said, "I know this problem and is slowly correcting it." The teacher said, "That's good, you have to hurry up. Now half of the children in the class speak this way..."