A Japanese were having a meal in a Chinese hotel. When the waiter brought a plate of shrimps, the Japanese asked the waiter: How do you Chinese deal with shrimp shells after eating them?

A Japanese man was having a meal in a Chinese hotel. When the waiter brought a plate of shrimps, the Japanese asked the waiter: How do you Chinese deal with shrimp shells after eating them? The waiter said: Of course it was thrown away. The Japanese said: You Chinese are so stupid. In our big Japan, the remaining shrimp shells will be made into shrimp powder and then sold to you China. Then, the waiter brought a plate of oranges, and the Japanese asked the waiter: How do you Chinese deal with the remaining orange peel ? The waiter said: Of course it’s thrown away! The Japanese said: You Chinese are so stupid. In our big Japan, the leftover orange peel will be made into tangerine peel and then sold to you China!

When checking out, the Japanese asked the waiter while chewing gum: How do you Chinese deal with the chewing gum? The waiter said: Of course it was thrown away! The Japanese said: You Chinese are so stupid. In our big Japan, the chewing gum will be made into a set of condoms and then sold to you Chinese! This time, the waiter was completely angered: How do you Japanese deal with used condoms? The Japanese said: Of course it was thrown away. The waiter said: You Japanese are so stupid. In our big China, you will make used condoms into chewing gum and then sell them to you Japanese!

Nowadays children are like little emperors at home. It is said that there is a boy who is six or seven years old and can't wear clothes by himself at home. He needs his parents to feed and urge him to eat one by one. It's really a true name for clothes to reach out and eat! His father wondered, how did this guy eat at school like this at home? In order to find out, his father went to school at lunch and lay outside the window to observe secretly. It doesn’t matter if he doesn’t look at it. When he saw it, he burst into tears: Son, you are so good. Dad will never live to live like this for many lifetimes!

guess what? It turned out that there was a junior girl feeding her spoonful of them!

As the saying goes: If a person is unlucky, drinking a sip of cold water will cause his teeth to be stuffed. If you buy two kilograms of salt, it will produce maggots. If you don’t pay attention, or even fart it will hit your heel. My deskmate will win the prize every time he buys green tea, but every time I open the bottle cap, I will "thank you for patronizing".

One day, the school organized a midterm exam. When taking the Chinese language exam, it was suddenly a discounted word "Hui" and could not even remember how to write it! I was worried, and when I turned my head, I just happened to have the green tea I bought before entering the exam room. Isn’t there the four words “Thank you for patronizing” on the bottle cap every time? Haha, I buy this green tea every day. Although I have never won the prize, this can be considered as a helping me! So I quickly unscrewed the bottle cap and said, "Damn it, no, but I won the prize at this time, so I'll have another bottle!"