1. I had a fight with my wife in the morning because of some trivial matters. When I closed the door and came out, I clearly realized my mistake. When I got home in the evening, I wondered nervously whether my wife was still angry or if she wanted to have a cold war.

1. I had a fight with my wife in the morning because of some trivial matters. When I closed the door and came out, I clearly realized my mistake. When I got home in the evening, I wondered nervously whether my wife was still angry or if she wanted to have a cold war. When I got home, I found that she was not here. When I opened the door and saw the scene in front of me, I burst into tears... What a virtuous woman, her home was cleaned up in the morning, and she didn't even leave a piece of furniture and electrical appliances for me.

2. I have a washing machine at home and have been using it for more than ten years. Recently, this washing machine has leaked electricity. If you have water under your feet, take some electricity after washing clothes, dehydrate and release a piece of electricity, and get a piece of electricity after taking off the water! I told my dad about this, but my dad didn't take it seriously because he had never been fired. Later, my mother was electrocuted, and my dad immediately smashed the washing machine and replaced it with a new one!

3. My husband didn’t like taking medicine when he was a child, so my mother-in-law just slapped her in the face. Then, while my husband was crying, he stuffed the medicine into his mouth. That day, my husband saw my mother-in-law feeding my son medicine, and my son gritted his teeth and didn't open his mouth! My husband smiled and said, "I slapped him and gave him the medicine when I opened my mouth to cry." My mother-in-law said leisurely: This is my biological grandson! Can you be the same as you? Husband:...

4. My son is very naughty. Last night, he wanted to play football, but his wife refused to let him go and read. My son opened the door and was about to run downstairs. My wife held my son's arm with one hand and slapped me hard in the face with the other. He shouted: If you don’t study hard in the future, marrying a wife is like me! My son looked at my swollen face and went back to read a book silently.

5. My sister opened a supermarket in the university town. When the door was about to close last night, a student came to buy watermelon and said that she only bought half of it. My sister said that if I buy half of the watermelon at night, it will be difficult to sell until tomorrow. Can I buy one? The student said that I can only eat half of the watermelon and the other half will break until tomorrow. When a business is coming to a deadlock, a classmate next to me said weakly that I can eat the other half for you! Well, the student finally reluctantly bought one. God assists!

6. I dreamed that I was late for work on the first day of resuming work. The old classmate said with a dark face that you were fired. I begged hard but didn't get the boss' sympathy. I woke up in a hurry. I picked up my phone and looked at it. As expected, I was late. I ran to the company without washing my face. When I saw the boss standing at the door, I quickly ran over and said sorry that I was late. The old saying goes, dreams are all opposite. As expected, the boss did not scold me with a dark face, but said with a smile: Look at you, you still have enough sleep, go home and sleep.