1. The orange cat I raised was stepped on by my mother-in-law, and it screamed whenever I touched its legs in the past two months. Everyone took good food and drinks to take care of the orange cat, and Fatty Orange also carried the leg while walking. Until one day, my mother-in-l

1. The orange cat was stepped on by my mother-in-law, and she screamed when she touched her legs in the past two months. Everyone took good food and drinks to take care of the orange cat, and Fatty Orange also carried the leg while walking. Until one day, my mother-in-law took a box of canned food and called Fat Ju. Fat Ju rushed over with all her limbs! My mother-in-law and I were both shocked. My mother-in-law glared at Fat Ju, and Fat Ju began to limp again. However, the left leg was originally lame but turned into the right leg, hahaha.

2. In the first year of junior high school, the Chinese teacher assigned an essay, and the requirements were touching. If the teacher could cry, he would be rewarded with books! The next day, the teacher looked at the composition we handed in the top and we studied under it. At first, he looked at it expressionlessly, and I don’t know who he saw, but suddenly he burst into tears! We were all surprised and whispered to discuss who is so powerful! The teacher cried and said, "Which bastard puts chili powder on it and stand up!"

3. Although my brother-in-law is a company manager, his life has always been frugal. In Mandarin , he is very stingy. My brother-in-law called me last night and said he was depressed and invited me to have a drink. After three rounds of drinking, he said: Women nowadays value money too much. My girlfriend broke up with me because I didn’t buy her diamond ring! I quickly agreed: That would be so annoying! My brother-in-law said: I broke up. I want to get back all the money I spent on her over the past three years, but she actually refused to pay. I said: If you really can't sue her! My brother-in-law replied: It’s not worth it to sue for the 98 yuan and 40 cents.

4. In the morning, when I went to my sister's house, my sister was looking in the mirror and asked her five-year-old niece: "Is mom beautiful?" The niece said loudly, "Beautiful! Mom is so beautiful!" After a while, when she saw her mother going to the kitchen, she said to me, "Uncle, your sister is so stinky and beautiful, so fat, and beautiful?" Who did you learn from at a young age?

5. Young people are very annoyed to go to work every Monday and go to ask the Zen master for advice. The Zen master took out an empty tea cup and poured tea calmly into it. The water cup was about to overflow, and the Zen master was still pouring it. The young man suddenly realized: "Master, I understand. What you mean is that the overflowing teacup cannot hold anything. Only by emptying the mind can you receive new things." The Zen master shook his head and sighed: "The bitter water cannot be finished..."

6. At night, he ate barbecue and met a very good buddy who was drinking alone with a sad face. He asked him what happened? Said: "I'm broken up." "I can't do it. You two have such a good relationship. Didn't you both make an appointment to meet the parents?" "I just went to her house that day and my phone ran out of battery. I borrowed a passerby's phone to call her, but it turned out that the name was baby." "Hey, since that's the case, it's too sad to part with it. What happened later?" "What, I fell down my phone and beat the man up, and then I realized that it was her father..."