The better the wife, the more money the man is willing to spend? I breathed a sigh of relief and said: Erniu’s wife is based on “quality” and the beauty of the parents. You are judging by "quantity", and I will calculate your weight for you!

1. My wife asked me: Does every man marry a wife and judge the price based on the “quality”? The better the wife, the more money the man is willing to spend?
I said yes.
My wife smiled happily and said to me: Just like Erniu next door marrying her wife, his wife is the most beautiful, and his family spends the most money.
I said I can say that.
My wife looked at me and said to me: We also spent a lot of money when we got married, right?
I nodded.
My wife suddenly became happy.
I breathed a sigh of relief and said: Erniu’s wife is based on “quality” and her parents are beautiful. You are judging by "quantity", and I'm counting your weight for you!

2. One day, the village chief's son suddenly ran into the yard.
said to the village chief: Dad, a college student village official came to the village.
Village Chief: I understand, I'm just annoyed.
The son wondered: What's the point of annoying about this? Isn’t it just about you and Widow Li next door? The village chief shook his head.
The son asked again: Could it be your relationship with Aunt Li? The village chief shook his head again.
The son was anxious: Could it be that it was your relationship with Aunt Zhang?
The village chief shook his head and said gritting his teeth: I am afraid of my wife and you!

3. My husband is back from a business trip. My husband hurriedly returned home. My husband knocked on the door and found that his wife came to open the door for him in disarray.
The wife was shocked when she saw her husband coming back and immediately asked: Why are you back now?
My husband smiled and said: I want to give you a surprise! At this moment, my husband found a man without clothes coming out of his bedroom. My husband was furious and asked his wife: What's going on? My wife stammered and said: This is also my surprise to you. . .

4, Hypertension and diabetic have been divorced for a few days, and the high blood pressure is fanatically pursuing the heart disease girl.
Heart disease is an old girl. Without thinking, she agreed to her proposal for high blood pressure.
People who like hypertension like heart disease are honest and will get sick if they say they are sick.
Divorce of hypertension and diabetes is a diabetic watery poplar, and often secretly searches for insulin without hiding it.
The man and the man who are handsome and handsome with high blood pressure and heart disease, it is not too much to say that they are a pair of golden boys and jade girls!
I look forward to them achieving success as soon as possible and giving birth to a man and a half woman. I have helped them get the name of
. Giving a boy is called: high voltage electricity. If you give birth to a girl, you are called: a pressure cooker.

5. The tiger is not hygienic and does not brush his teeth after eating, and as a result, it grows abalone teeth.
Leopard laughed loudly when he saw it.
The tiger touched the bald teeth in its mouth and said, "Die leopard, don't laugh, you will grow bald teeth without brushing your teeth!"
The leopard said, "I am a leopard, I am not afraid of growing bald teeth, I am just afraid of growing tiger teeth."