A poor and destitute old man, because his family is too poor, has not drunk any alcohol for several years. If you don’t come early or late, you will come if I want warm wine. It wakes up my dream. If I had known this, I would rather not drink warmly. I can have a drink once!

1. "I will never die"

An old man went to the bank to deposit money, and the salesperson asked: "I will never die?" The old man was stunned and thought to himself what this meant? Seeing that the old man did not answer, the salesperson said, "It's really hard to survive!"

The old man looked a little unhappy and replied angrily: "I will never die!"

2. "Why should wine be warmed up?"

A poor and destitute old man, because his family is too poor, has not been drunk for several years.

At noon that day, he was taking a nap and picked up a bottle of wine on the road in his dream. He returned home happily. He went to search for the wine pot that he had not used for many years, and wanted to warm the wine and drink it a few more sips.

Suddenly someone came to knock on the door, awakening him. He shouted to the door, "Who are you? If you don't come early or late, you will come if I want warm wine, which wakes up my dream. If I had known this, I would rather not drink warmly. I can live up to the alcoholic drink once! I really regret it so much! You have to pay me a bottle of wine! That's "Wuliang Liquid! ”.