The Director of Education gave a lecture today: Our school is the place where you can succeed in adulthood. After diagnosing the patient's condition, the doctor said seriously: Your disease must be operated.

1. The director of the teaching director gave a lecture today: Our school is the place where you can succeed in adulthood. . It's not a place where you get married in pairs. . .

2. After diagnosing the patient's condition, the doctor said seriously: Your disease must be operated.
Patient: Have surgery? Then I might as well die.
Doctor: The surgery may help you realize your wishes in advance.

3. One night, my boyfriend was racing with me, and I was soon left behind, so I shouted at him: "Robbery, robbery!" Passersby looked at us one after another, and my boyfriend had to slow down. I passed him all at once, and he had to run with me. When I saw that I couldn't get rid of him, I started shouting again: "It's bad, it's bad!" He was so scared that he lay on the ground!

4. As soon as the senior brother who has practiced iron head skills went down the mountain, he was sucked away by a large crane with electromagnetic suction cup .

5. Teacher: A theft occurred in our class today. After my investigation, it was just before 8 o'clock in the morning. Now, please raise your hands when you come to the class before 8 o'clock. . .
is ready, and the matter of losing things will be here for the time being. The class monitor will record the students who didn't raise their hands just now and they are late.

6. Every man wants to be a dream day for Supreme Treasure , simple and happy. Life makes people have to wear a tight hoop curse and become Monkey King .
society is Bull Demon King , parents are Tang Monk, Zixia is dream, but. . . . . You live like a dog!

7. A couple went to the studio to take wedding photos. The woman wanted to take the theme wedding photos, so she asked for the price. The staff said how much this cost and that one cost. The
man was impatient: "Why is it so expensive?" The
staff member: "The main reason is that the clothing is expensive." The
man: "Then let's give us a series of Adam and Eve."

8. Deyun Club went to Africa to build a team and was captured by cannibal .
Chief said, "Who is Yue Yunpeng ? Stand up for me!"
for a while, no one responded. The chief had a sudden inspiration and said in a low voice, "I can eat two adults in one meal."
At this time, he could only hear a crisp voice in the crowd: "My God, is it so magical?"

9. The surgeon walked into the operating room with a garland. The patient asked: What are these flowers for?
Surgeon: If the surgery is successful, these flowers will be dedicated to me; if it is not successful, it will be dedicated to you.

10. Xiao Zhang doesn’t like to study and his grades are very poor. As the university is about to graduate, he asked the professor: "Teacher, what should I read after I graduate from college?" Professor
: "Recruitment advertisement."

11. My wife just returned home for two weeks on a business trip, and her husband asked her to take off her clothes quickly.
She gave her husband a blank look and said, "I haven't seen you for only two weeks, so I'll be so anxious? I won't take it off."
husband: "Take it off quickly."
wife: "I won't take it off."
husband: "Okay, I'll take it off if you don't take it off, so you can wash the clothes yourself."

12. It's time to talk about marriage. I plan to buy a house with my boyfriend and get married. The sales lady at the sales office
: "What kind of house do you two want? "
Me: "The environment must be good, quiet, and good greening. It is best to have a first floor. The price cannot be too high. It requires a small bungalow. It is necessary to make friends with relatives on holidays..." The second-hand boyfriend of
interrupted and said, "Why do I listen to you as if you are buying a cemetery! "

The scumbag routine that doesn't smile: call my sister first and then call me girls, then call me baby

Can't smile: Just now, a girl kept saying "no, don't, don't, don't,

Can't smile: Men need to be rich, they have a fate with everyone

Can't smile: I have mastered 36 ways to hide private money, and then I'm short of money

Can't laugh: if I win, I'll treat you to Haidilao, if I lose, please go to Haidilao, I

Can't laugh: I was on the side of the road, and I saw a penny, and I was about to bend down to pick it up, but it turned out that it was sputum