Not long ago, I went to a set and the director was talking to the temporary actor: There will be a kiss scene later, will you act? Obviously, the little boy has encountered this incident again and again. He was a little helpless and complained symbolically: What should I say to y

Kissing scene

I know many friends in the entertainment industry, and when I have time, I go to their filming scene to watch it. Not long ago, I went to a set and the director was talking to the temporary actor: There will be a kiss scene later, will you act? The extra was very happy: acting. The director turned around and said, "Stage worker, bring the dog here!"

What should I say?

I met a little couple on the subway. The little girl was a little cute and said: I forgot to bring the key again. Can you live in your house today? Obviously, the little boy encountered this incident not once or twice. He was a little helpless and complained symbolically: What should I say to you? The little girl fluttered her face and said: Good legs...good breasts?

Is it safe for me?

After a party, chatting about having sex, a beautiful colleague said, "It's still safe for me during the safety period", and another woman said, "You're safe for me during the safety period?", and then look at her appearance, there is really no safer period than this...

is like washing clothes

Didn't you find that some people treat you like washing clothes, soak you first, wrap you around you, stir with you like glue, stir with you, wait until you are completely squeezed dry, throw you, hang it on the side and hang it together, work together.

No one suffers from it

There are three pigs in the pigpen, one is fat and the other is thin, and the other is neither fat nor thin. One day, the butcher came with a knife. The fat pig thought: You must kill the thin pig, and you will not gain weight by just eating. The thin pig thought: I must kill a fat pig and I can sell it for a good price. The pig is not fat or thin, thinking: It’s not my turn. Later, the butcher killed all three pigs. Before his death, the three pigs were very calm and unanimously believed that the butcher was fair and no one suffered any losses.

Let me be your dad in the next life

There is an old beggar in front of the young master's house. The young master will always give the old beggar one or two copper plate . Years have passed, and the old beggar is going to a far place and come to thank Mr. Xie: "If it weren't for you, I'm afraid I wouldn't have lived now. I would have no hope in this life. If I had the next life, I would have given you money." The young master smiled and said, "Who will you be to be so good to me." The old beggar thought about it and said, "Let me be your dad in the next life."

Will you really jump down

A couple stood on the rocks by the sea. My wife looked at the surging waves under the rocks and asked her husband: "Dear, if I jumped down, would you save me?" My husband replied: "If I say 'yes', will you really jump down?"

Good medicine

Busy is a good medicine to treat all mental illnesses. Once you are busy, you will no longer be sad, no longer gossip, no longer tear, or no longer be foolish. There was no anger or joy on his calm face, and he looked over and wrote the word "get out".

Ask me a question

At noon that day, I was sleeping on the table during lunch break when I received a call from my leader asking me to go to his office, but he actually said he wanted to kiss my anus! My heart tightened. . . After hesitating for a while, I still went. It turned out that I didn’t hear clearly in my confusion. The boss said: I want to ask me a few words.

In fact, someone came to me a few years ago and asked me if I would like to enter the entertainment industry to try it, but I knew that my appearance was destined to be my development in the entertainment industry. The acting path was too narrow and I could only act in a vase, so I refused.