1. Hilarious classic embarrassing jokes. One day, I bought a box of 100-drawn tissues for my grandmother's house. When I sent it, my grandfather took it. The next day when I went to my grandmother's house, I found that all the tissues were pulled out by my grandfather.

1. hilarious classic embarrassing jokes, One day, I bought a box of 100-drawn tissues for my grandmother's house. When I sent it, my grandfather followed it. The next day when I went to my grandmother's house, I found that all the tissues were pulled out by my grandfather. I asked my grandmother why it was wrong. It turned out that my grandfather was wondering how he pulled out one and another one of the things in this box, and mistakenly thought it was a treasure pot, so he pulled out all 100 pieces of toilet paper in the box to prove that there would never be a treasure pot in the world!

2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more cold jokes, happy moments: the teacher urges students to hand in their homework. He raised the exercise book in his hand and asked, "Have you handed it all over? There will be no fish that missed the net, right?" Qiangqiang replied timidly: "Teacher, can that fish fall into the trap tomorrow?"

3. Funny mother's classic hilarious joke . The mother bought a lot of reference books for her daughter during the summer vacation. After seeing so many reference books, the daughter said to her mother, "Mom, I really want to order a song for you." The mother was very happy, thinking that her daughter finally understood her painstaking efforts, and asked, "What song is it?" "Why do women make things difficult for women?"

4. People who are resentful of the past and uneasy about the future often squander the present. Diligent people will not wake up just because they are cold, and lazy people will not wake up just because they are cold. Don’t be unable to get over the past because it has passed; don’t be able to get over the reality because you still have to get over the past.

5. I just answered a phone call: "Wife, I'm paying my salary today. We'll go for a big meal in the evening and buy you a few sets of clothes. The Chinese Valentine's Day is coming. I bought the mobile phone, pendant and bracelet that you like last time. Don't save any more. Make money for you. I love you..." Holding the tears of emotion, I told him: You, you called the wrong phone number! Whose husband is this? Can I transfer the property?

6. Mom cooked a dish, but my father couldn't eat it and made it with the ingredients. My son reminded my father: Just like you. Dad suddenly realized: Oh! I got it, it was made of sweet potatoes. Because you often say it doesn't matter, he doesn't feel sorry.

7. Best Creative Award: When will I marry me home? All the things in my room are almost moved to your house...Best health care award: If you don’t marry me this year, I will start to have next year! Best Bold-Expressive Award: Let's combine legally! Best Curiosity Award: I don’t know why humans have to get married? ! Why don’t we study it together!

8. My colleague’s desktop at work is a bunker! The leader is not afraid when he comes, and said softly: "This kind of advertisement in the lower right corner is really annoying. It always pops up, and it's too lazy to close now." I really hope that the person you like can buy it with money. . . Because in this way, I can really give up completely.