Hello everyone, I am Aya who loves to share. Today is Wednesday, and it will be the weekend again for two days to work. Below I will share a few cold jokes about couples of different ages, full of connotations.

Hello everyone, I am Aya who loves to share. Today is Wednesday, and it will be the weekend again for 2 days to work. Below I will share a few cold jokes about couples of different ages, full of connotations.

1. A group of men of different ages are drinking outside. In fact, some people suddenly had a whim and sent a message to their wives, sending "I love you", what are the reactions of women of age groups:

20 wife: I love you too;

30 years old: Drink too much;

40 years old: Did you post the wrong person? It depends on how I deal with you when you come back.

70 years old: Call the woman directly, your dad may not have seen the sky, today is a rebirth, come back and take a look.

2, My wife went back to her parents' home. She called to check the post at night and asked: Where are you? Husband: I’m at home!

Wife: I pressed 200 yuan under my pillow, and chanted the number!

husband: Sorry, my wife, I confessed that I bought wine with one of the money, but I didn’t spend it all, and there were 85 left.

Wife: I put 10 yuan under the pillow! ! ! !

3. One morning, my wife looked at her husband with affectionate expressions: "Honey, it's so strange. Last night I dreamed that you gave me a new lv bag. What do you think this dream means?"

The husband kissed his wife's forehead lightly: "Wife, you will know when I come back in the evening."

When my husband arrived home in the evening, the room was very warm, and the candlelight dinner was ready early. The wife was waiting with anticipation. Then, the husband took out a cardboard box for his wife. The wife excitedly opened it. Inside was a beautifully packaged "Dream Interpretation of Zhou Gong".