Transfer one's warmth to another. My mother brought me a plate of plums and gave me some food, and I said, "No, I want to control my sugar intake." The gym is actually a casino, and the boss bets that the guests can't hold on for a few days.

transfers the warmth of a person to another

Single Teacher Tony

Has the ability to make the smile of female customers disappear

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Smile shifts to our faces

Smile shifts to our faces

ml3 (Picture from @Tianxiubot)

▲ Mom brought me a plate of plums and gave me some food. I said, "No, I want to control my sugar intake."

Mom: "Then you want to eat this even more. It's very sour. I don't eat it either."

Me: "..."

▲ Gym is actually a casino, and the boss bets that the customers can't hold on for a few days.

▲ has not made any money at all in the past two years. The pressure is too great. I heard that eating persimmons and crabs will cause poisoning, and suddenly I don’t want to live anymore. I already have persimmons. Do you have any friends to send some crabs? I heard that Yangcheng Lake six-two crabs are the most toxic.

▲ Female A: "I've been married for so long. Do you still feel your husband's heartbeat faster now?"

Female B: "Yes! I'm afraid he suddenly asked me where I spent money. I don't know where I spent money, but it's gone anyway!"

There are always some money-making experts

very good in marketing

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outrageous scene of selling goods: special shark pants for moving

(picture from @hard core human)

seller in supermarket

fully utilizes the charm of Chinese characters

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can be sold even if the peach is cracked!

almost thought what new variety

Aquatic area is even more "severely affected area"

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This is called "marketing genius"

(Picture from @Sanhujun)

Some people are also very good at "marketing themselves"

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l2

It turns out that this is the way to add resume

▲ Once upon a time, an polar bear bought a pair of sunglasses. After putting on the sunglasses, it pondered for a while and said, "Suddenly I want to eat bamboo ."

h Under the dormitory of tml3▲, a boy borrowed an electronic speaker from the old man who was pedaling a tricycle at the door, placed a rose and candle, and turned on the speaker to confess his love. Unexpectedly, a loop-playing voice flowed out: "Recycle refrigerator, color TV, washing machine, gas tank ."

▲ After evening self-study, I closed the window, turned off the lights, and locked the door as usual. As soon as I turned around, I found that the class beauty in the same class was standing alone in the aisle.

I asked, "Wait for someone?"

She said shyly, "Yes, I'm waiting for my future boyfriend."

I said, "Silly, there is no one inside, hahahaha..."

▲ met a classmate by chance. He showed off his BMW and asked me to take his ride.In order to suppress his arrogance, when I passed by the villa area by the beach, I suddenly called to stop, pulled him to the largest building, took out the key, opened the door, turned around and said to him in surprise, "Is my lock-opening technology good?"

▲ Just as I took a taxi, the master ran the red light directly.

I said, "You ran a red light."

He said, "It's okay, I don't have a driver's license."

Even those who have seen the world

I couldn't imagine such a scene

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I thought it was a sinful immortal who was punished in the heavenly court

The following amusement project

is comparable to "pilot's high-end bureau"

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people rolled in front, soul chased

(picture comes from @My daily life with my husband)

KTV microphone design like this

Boss is never worried about losing the microphone

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This song must be shaking the mountains and swaying

The daily life of the second child family

Dabao woke up and his hair was shaved

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But "brothers and brothers" came immediately

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But "brothers and brothers" came immediately

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Only one person was injured in the end

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was used as shake car 's old father

(Pictures come from @other people's family things)

▲ I am so poor in this life, maybe I was "come poor again" in my previous life.

▲ One day, I found that my roommate's single dog symptoms were much more serious than mine. He told me, "I haven't talked to a girl for a long time, I'm going to call my mother..."

▲ roommate raised a goldfish. When the final exam was about to be held, we treated it as a god of test. Later, we passed all the final exams, but the goldfish died somehow. The second-hand roommate said, "I have exhausted my skills."

▲ When I first went to my husband's house, I saw a large wooden barrel more than one meter high at home, just like an ancient bathtub. I excitedly said that this bathtub is so big that I will take a bath here in the future. My husband and my parents-in-law both laughed, and my husband laughed so loudly. I think they agreed. It was not until the next day that I realized that I was slaughtering pigs in the village...

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When the energetic aunts don't dance square dance, they are either quarreling or on the road of quarreling. Please enjoy the following: The peak duel of the full-level auntie.

quarreled at a station with high traffic

quarreled, keep a distance

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quarreled for a long time, and the most tired one was the arm

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              � ml3Arguing in a private elevator

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Hot children can't hold back their smiles

Don't know what they are fighting for

In the conflict in the vegetable market, the tools are very easy to use

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A fight broke out, and the shower was finished.

quarreled in snow, which was more difficult

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