One night, my wife and I were watching the TV series The Deer and the Cauldron. My four-year-old son was also watching with us. As we were watching, my son suddenly said to my wife loudly: Mom, I have grown up and I will marry seven wives too!

[Cute] One night, my wife and I were watching the TV series The Deer and the Cauldron . My four-year-old son also watched with us. While watching, my son suddenly said to my wife loudly: Mom, I have grown up and I will marry seven wives too!

When my wife heard this, she asked him: Why do you marry so many wives? My son said: One cooks for me, one washes me, one cleanses me, one helps me do my homework, and one helps me organize my schoolbag. There are two more, one send me to school and the other play with me!

When my wife laughed so hard that she leaned back and forth, she said: If that is the case, mom will not be able to hug you to sleep! When the son heard this, he said seriously: That won’t work, I still have to sleep with my mother. My wife asked him: If you sleep with your mother, what should your wives do? My son pointed at me and said: Let them sleep with dad!

[Cute] Let me tell you one thing: I got into trouble when I was at work today. This is the thing!

There is a fish tank in our office, and Xiao Wang raised a few transparent shrimps inside. Just so happened that the boss had some nerves today, so he actually wandered to our office. Our boss is in his fifties and is wearing a high-level myopia mirror. The boss lay on the fish tank and looked at it for a long time. He asked me curiously: What are you keeping here? I couldn't see clearly after watching for a long time!

I hurriedly replied, "Shrimp!"

The boss was stunned when he heard this, he gave me a blank look, turned around and left without saying a word!

I was also stunned, but I woke up immediately. Seeing my stinky mouth, why didn’t I say something? I quickly chased after me and explained: "Shrimp, boss! Boss, shrimp! Boss, shrimp! Boss, really... it’s really shrimp!

[Cute] A guest came to my house, and my father asked my son Xiaoqiang to go to the convenience store downstairs to buy a bottle of wine for him, and told Xiaoqiang: Remember one principle, the boss said how much it costs, just bargain half, otherwise you don’t want to buy it. Xiaoqiang said: OK. After coming to the convenience store, Xiaoqiang pointed to a bottle of wine and asked the boss: Boss, how to sell this bottle of wine?

Boss said: One hundred yuan. Xiaoqiang said: Is fifty yuan okay? The boss said: They are all neighbors, so you can give it eighty yuan! Xiaoqiang said: It's too expensive, forty yuan. The boss said: That's not enough, at least sixty yuan! Xiaoqiang said: It's still expensive, but thirty yuan is OK? The boss said: I'll give you the purchase price, forty five, and you can't bargain anymore. Xiaoqiang said: I'll bid 22.5 yuan at the highest. When the boss heard it, he immediately got angry: You are not a big man and have a lot of heart. I'll just give you a bottle for free! Xiaoqiang said: I don't want to give me one bottle for free. If you want to give me, you have to give me two bottles!