1. Xiao Wang bought an electric shaver for his father-in-law, but he has never been used. "What kind of treasure is it to be a broken razor? If it is broken, then buy it!" Xiao Wang said to his father-in-law. "You are old and useless. You won't know how to use this electric thing

1. Xiao Wang bought a electric shaver for his father-in-law, but he has never been used. "What are you still thinking of a broken razor ? If you use it, you can buy it!" Xiao Wang said to his father-in-law. "You are old and useless. You won't know how to use this electric thing..." The old man stammered. Xiao Wang's mother-in-law interrupted: It's fake if you can't use it. How can this cold iron guy feel better than the little girl in a barber shop? ...

2. Colleagues are all naughty. Later I decided to slap them. I drew a turtle on the paper and put it on my back. Run to his colleague and turned his back to him. Look at what's behind me. My colleague couldn't laugh. There is a turtle behind you. I laughed, too. He hasn't reacted yet.

3. Seeing Xiaoqiang get promoted and get a raise, Xiao Wang can no longer be calm. "Manager, isn't my ability as good as Xiaoqiang?" "What do you say? Do you remember that a few days ago I asked you to buy Chinese cigarettes for me with fifty dollars? You bought a pack, but he bought one. Do you think this is a ability?"

4. The dicky kneeled on one knee and said loudly, "I like you! Marry me!" The goddess said disdainfully, "Why do you let me marry you!" The dicky patted her chest and said loudly, "I am willing to do anything for you!" The dicky smiled and pointed to a piece of shit on the side of the road and said, "If you have the courage to eat this piece of shit for me, I will marry you!" In this way, the dicky said happily, "What's the difficulty!" Then he grabbed the shit on the side of the road and stuffed it into the goddess's mouth...

5. My two-year-old son accidentally broke his finger and had a little blood. I asked my husband to come over and take care of him first. Then I ran to the bedroom to find a medical box. When I came out, I found my husband and son in the kitchen. My husband was holding a knife in his hand and a bowl was placed next to him. He said he would take this opportunity to recognize his wife... Damn, how much does he trust me...

6. A: "Do you drink?" B: "No!" A: "Then what about people who drink?" B: "There are many business people!" A: "Where are red wine?" B: "There are many lovers!" A: "Where are beer?" B: "There are many friends!" A: "What about all three kinds of people?" B: "There are so many scolds by my wife!" "...."