1. When I was a child, my parents went to the fields to do farm work, and my sister took me at home! Once my sister took me to the river to play. After walking for a while, I said I was tired and asked my sister to carry it. My sister just walked a few steps on my back, but she w

1. When I was a child, my parents went to the fields to do farm work, and my sister took me at home! Once my sister took me to the river to play. After walking for a while, I said I was tired and asked my sister to carry it. My sister just walked a few steps on my back, but she was about to fall when she slipped. In the crisis, my sister twitched me wisely on the lawn behind me, and I was safe and my sister fell into the river! I was moved for a long time at that time, and if I hadn't hit my head on a piece of cow dung, I would have been even more touched!

2. In the middle of the night, the husband had just returned home from get off work and suddenly caught fire in the house. So he pulled his sleeping wife and ran out. When he went outside, his wife, who was already awake, looked at the fire that could not be stopped, tremblingly and said to her, "There is still someone under the bed." The husband turned his head and looked at her and replied indifferently, "I know." After hearing this, the wife knelt on the ground in horror, trembling all over.

3. Son: "Dad, why do you have so much white hair?" Dad: "Because you are not good, Dad is worried about you every day, so Dad has a lot of white hair." Son: "Then why are all grandpa white hair?" Dad:. . .

4. In the kindergarten, there was a little boy building blocks, but he was always unsuccessful. A little girl next to him said friendly, "I'll help you." After hearing this, the little boy turned his head disdainfully and said, "Go! Don't worry about men's affairs."...

5. Two days ago, quarreled with his girlfriend. In order to coax her, he said that when the salary was paid, I would buy you two bottles of perfume for you. Yesterday, my friend called me to urgently use the money, so I transferred all the money to him. My girlfriend kept reminding me on WeChat not to buy too expensive perfume, just ordinary ones are fine. When I got off work in the evening, I carried two bottles of Liushen Hualu bought at the convenience store at the door and knocked on the door that was destined to be in pain with my trembling hands. . .

6.Mom: "Be good, why did your fingers be wrapped?" Child: "I was injured by a hammer." Mom: "Why didn't you hear you cry?" Child: "Mom, I thought you were not at home."