1. Buy movie tickets. A student couple in front of him cannot buy movie tickets at half price without a membership card. The man said: Go back to school and get it. Watch the next game. The woman said: Then you can't catch up with it. The man said forget it and then let’s talk ab

1. Buy movie tickets. A student couple in front of me cannot buy movie tickets at half price without a membership card. The man said: Go back to school and get it. Watch the next game. The woman said: Then I can’t catch up with it. The man said forget it and then let’s talk about it. I kindly took out the membership card and said: Why don’t you use mine? Just pay me a deposit...

2. Yesterday afternoon, my family arranged a blind date with a girl. Both of us received a dead order from our family: we must finish dinner with each other before we can go home! It was still early, and my sister and I were speechless in the teahouse... Then, the girl kept smoking and playing mobile games! And I saw that she was having fun, and I took out the soon-to-be-finished cross-stitch from my bag...

3. Xiao Ming had a problem with his feet. The doctor said that he might be lame when he was old. His wife was afraid that he would be sad and said, "I will sit in your wheelchair in the future." Xiao Ming was anxious at the time, "I am lame, you still sit in my wheelchair?"

4. Netizen: My neighbor is really annoyed. He uses my wifi to watch movies every day. He knows what password he changes. It has caused me to be disconnected several times. I am really helpless. Please help everyone, how can I make others unable to break the password? God replied: Just take care of your girlfriend!

5. Today I went shopping and passed by a pancake stall. I felt that the boss had a pancake stall and looked at it silently... After a long time, the boss got another pancake and threw it over and said to me, "Get out,..." I'll go! Labor and capital became popular directly, grabbed the pancakes and ate them hard, and scolded while eating, "You are waiting, Labor and Capital will come tomorrow..."

6. My son's test scores came out, and my father asked him, "How was the exam this time?"

　　"This is not the best choice."

　　"Is that the worst?"

　　"Not it."

　　"In the middle?"

　　"Advanced than before."

　　Dad was angry and shouted, "How many names are there?"

　　Son: "The second to last!"

　　"Not it."

　　"After the past."

　　"How many names are there?"

　　"Son: "The second to last!"