1. I quarreled with my wife. My wife was anxious and pointed to the door: You, kneel down to me! My mother happened to come out. When I saw the savior coming, I hurriedly shouted: Mom... When I saw it, I turned around and went into the house and said: There is gold under my knees

1. Arguing with my wife, my wife was anxious and pointed to the door: You, kneel down to me!

Just as my mother came out. When I saw the savior coming, I hurriedly shouted: Mom...

When my mother looked, she turned around and went into the house and said: There is gold under her knees, how can she kneel on the ground?

My wife is embarrassed: I will spare you for my mother's sake today.

My mother came out again with the washboard: Come, take this pad...

2. A strong man ran a very good person in the long run, and a girl ran to him shyly and said to him, "Can a handsome guy chase you?"

The man was stunned for two seconds and ran towards the track: "Okay, come and chase me."

3. My wife is a foodie. When I was having lunch, she said that her stomach was uncomfortable. I said, "Go to have a physical examination tomorrow to see what the problem is." My wife: "No." I asked, "Why don't you go, aren't afraid of death?" My wife: "If you go to a physical examination, you can't have midnight snack tonight, and you can't have breakfast tomorrow morning." I...

4. I went home from get off work last night, and a man followed me. I thought to myself, it must be a disaster. I was just in the alley, but he was still following me.

I mustered up the courage and turned around and shouted at him: Why are you following me all the time?

The man said with a puzzled look: I... My house is nearby, I went home and didn't follow you.

When I heard this, I was anxious: You didn't say it earlier, which made me go around in circles and walk to a place where there were few people!

5. "What's wrong with you?"

" Insomnia, I can't sleep."

"It's okay, you just have too much pressure, just sleep a night."

"...Damn!"

6. Best friend said: What's the experience of marrying a childish husband? It's just that every time you quarrel, he cries first before you get angry! I'm so tired! I: You're stupid! You'll cry earlier than him next time! This is called being the first to win! Best friend: Oh, hey, it's a talk of experience!