My forehead buzzed and I pushed her father away, pointed at my girlfriend and scolded: Liar, you big liar, we didn't do anything and never kissed me. Whose child belongs to?

1. My brother said: I remember when I was in high school, I fell in love with my girlfriend secretly. My family accidentally discovered something was wrong. We were in the woods, but we were blocked by her father.她爸一把揪着我领子，正要揍我，女友心疼我，扑通一声跪下了:爸，你别打他啊，我俩是真心相爱的，你把他打死了，我肚子里的孩子怎么办啊？ My forehead buzzed and I pushed her father away, pointed at my girlfriend and scolded: Liar, you big liar, we didn't do anything and never kissed me. Whose child belongs to? Whose is it? The liar

2. I vaguely remember that when I was in the third grade of elementary school, I got three good students. The head teacher told me: You will go up to receive the award later and you must be polite to the principal. I nodded in a daze. When the school meeting was held, the principal called me and went to the stage to receive the certificate. After I went on stage, I remembered the politeness of the teacher, so I knelt down and kowtowed to the principal three times. From then on, I have been an immortal legend in our school and has been passed down to high school.

3. I heard from my friend that I went on a blind date. After the meeting, both parties were quite satisfied. After dinner, my friend suggested driving her home. There was a traffic jam on the way for two hours. My brother was so anxious! I couldn't help it anymore, so I got into the back seat and asked the girl if she had a drink bottle? The girl took out a bottle of mineral water with a red face. At this time, the buddy said gorgeously, "Is there a nutritional express?" Now they are husband and wife, in harmony.

4. Before going to bed at noon, my husband: Please sleep with peace of mind, daughter-in-law! I'll drive you mosquitoes! I fell asleep in emotion. As soon as I fell asleep, I heard a loud laugh. I opened my eyes and saw that it was my husband. Husband: I drove the mosquitoes a few times, and suddenly I felt like a pork seller

5. It ruined my view. The way the girl shot down the plane is really beautiful