1. Hilarious classic young people are funny and joking. So many companies have always said that young people are too impetuous and cannot endure hardships. So why don’t they hire the elderly directly? When it comes to getting fat, the belly and legs have the most say. Only the ch

1. Hilarious classic young people are funny and funny jokes, So many companies have always said that young people are too impetuous and cannot endure hardships, so why don’t they hire the elderly directly? When it comes to getting fat, the belly and legs have the most say. Only the chest looks like an outsider and has nothing to do with it. Once the scammers have successfully brainwashed the fool, the scammers don’t need to say anything more. The fools will automatically and actively protect the scammer’s words to show that they are very smart!

2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes. There is a little girl at home, she is only 2 years younger than me. One night, she looked at me resentfully and said: Sister, I am hungry... I was focused on playing with the computer, and put my arm in front of her and said: If you are hungry, just chew. She looked at me even more resentful for three seconds and said quietly: I haven't eaten such fat things for a long time... Fatty things... fat...

3. The results of embarrassing things are funny and jokes, and they are serious! The other grades were good, but the physics was poor. The head teacher transferred the physics representative next to me to be a deskmate. After a semester, our physics grades were surprisingly similar! She is the last one and I am the last one! It is often said that if one sense is lost, your other feelings will become stronger. Perhaps this explains why people who don’t have a sense of humor usually like to argue.

4. I bought water with a friend in a supermarket, two bottles of mineral water, and handed over 100 yuan bill . The girl in the supermarket was looking for money. At this time, a police uncle in uniform came to buy things. My buddy suddenly said to the girl in the supermarket, "I'll pay the protection fee quickly and be so slow." Then he took the 96 yuan he recovered in front of the police, and quickly left the scene. Uncle ** was left in the wind.

5. Husband: "When you go out, don't bring that weird flower dog." Wife: "I think that flower dog is very cute." Husband: "You must bring it with you. I want to use it as a comparison to show your beauty, right?" Wife: "You are so confused. If you want that, I might as well take you out!"

6. There is a female colleague in the company who is very fat. Yesterday she ran over excitedly and told another male colleague that she had lost 4 pounds. The male colleague looked at her in a hurry and patted her to comfort her, "Don't worry, I can't see it!"

7. I went to the interview and was almost late, but I was pestered by a flyer guy promoting weight loss on the overpass to wish me: "No, I don't have time, I'm almost late for the interview." He said, "You listen to me first! What's the use of going to the interview if you don't lose weight?"

8. In fact, as long as you accept that you are a waste, failure will not be that scary. But on the one hand, you don’t accept that you are a waste, and on the other hand, you are living a waste life. This contrast between expectations and reality is the root of your anxiety.