1. Don’t be sad, you are not the only boy who can’t get me. 2. It is not scary to wait for you, what is scary is that I am not waiting for you. 3. It’s okay if you are tired and ugly. And he's fatter. Is growing flesh a standard winter? 4. If poverty limits your imagination, why

1. Don’t be sad, there are more than one boys who can’t get me.

2. It is not scary to wait for you, what is scary is that I am not waiting for you.

3. It’s okay if you are tired and ugly. And he's fatter. Is growing flesh a standard winter?

4. If poverty limits your imagination, why can you come up with so many ways to save money?

5. Generally, beautiful girls can handle things that can be done by acting cutely, but they have nothing to do with me. I basically rely on yelling and threats.

6. Girls are really interesting nowadays. When I watch movies, go shopping, and eat with a boy, I post to show off when I see a movie. I have been in class with more than 40 boys and I am surrounded by a circle. Have I said anything?

7. Can you think of the panic that an old man sneezed on the road, and his dentures flew out and almost flew onto me? At that moment, I thought he was Qiu Qianren !

8. There is a fat colleague in the company who has a good time with me.

Usually, the two of them say anything directly.

One day, it was cold, so he wore a red scarf to work in the office. I said, "Fatty, remember not to wear a red scarf with

, otherwise you will look like a penguin."

9. My girl is relatively thin. When I went on a blind date today, I heard the other party's mother muttering, "Can you get pregnant if you are so thin?"

I said, "Auntie, don't worry, I came to find my father for the child in my belly."

10. I suddenly lost water after taking a shower and looked at the mother outside. He shouted "Mom, why is there suddenly no water? I haven't washed it yet!"

Mom" ​​Haha, it's really nothing. The water was much smaller when I washed just now. I thought that the water would be cut off for a while. "

" Then don't tell me!"

" Oh, let's verify it with you, I guess right."

.... It's really my mother

11. I lay down at home in the afternoon, played with my phone when I woke up, and went to bed when I was sleepy! I was so confused until after seven o'clock that, my mother called me and said that she and my dad were eating hot pot! Let me pass!

ran over happily and looked at the table of leftovers and parents who were wiping their mouths elegantly!

"Daughter, your dad and I went to the movie. Remember to pay the money. Don't order vegetables. There is still leftovers in it. It should be enough for you to eat! Don't waste it!"

12. It was cold. My mother suddenly said to me today: "Son, do you know that girls nowadays like warm men?"

I said: "Well, I know."

Mom: "Do you want to become a warm man?"

I said: "Do you want to become a warm man?"

I said: "I want to! I want! I want! I want! Mom, what method do you have?"

Mom: "Come on, put on these autumn pants first."

13. My son was visited by the teacher's home just a few days after school. The head teacher is a newly graduated female college student. She is pretty. I talked to me about some of my son's mischievous behavior at school and left.

I was about to beat my son, but he smiled and said, "Dad, how about it? Do I want me to find a way to let her come back in a few days?"

14. My father's position in my daughter's mind is irreplaceable. My daughter respects me very much. Every time she goes out, she will come to ask for my opinion: "Dad, how about seeing me wearing this outfit?"

If I say, "Well, it's not bad." She will change another one immediately.

If I say, "You can't dress like this." She ran away.

15. My boyfriend is quite dull and doesn't understand romance at all. He never gave me flowers during the holidays. This time he made a fuss for him three days in advance. As a result, this guy came back with a big bouquet of roses on the morning of the Chinese Valentine's Day. This is the first time I gave me roses, so I was so happy... I thought to myself that this elm lump was finally enlightened. When he was happy, his brother suddenly pushed the door and said: Brother, have you coaxed me? Give me my flowers quickly. My girlfriend is anxious...