1. The Buddha said: There is smoke but no fire to achieve the right result. With fire but no smoke, you cannot become a righteous immortal. So I always say that my hands are not separated from fire, my mouth is not separated from smoke, and I will first get the right result, and

1. The Buddha said: There is smoke but no fire to achieve the right result. With fire but no smoke, you cannot become a righteous immortal. So I always say that my hands are not separated from fire, my mouth is not separated from smoke, and I will first get the right result, and then become a righteous immortal.

2. A colleague received the applicant in the office. He held the registration form and looked at it for a long time. He asked weakly: Wooden stick? Your name is Musan? The job seeker's face turned green and replied viciously: My name is Lin Kun! Then the whole office was silent for 3 seconds, and then he laughed wildly...

3. A piece of clothing is priced at several hundred yuan, and women buy it without hesitation if they like it; while a bundle of vegetables costs 30 cents, the woman would rather spend half an hour than cut the price to 2 cents with the vendor...

4. A man preparing for the wedding asked his friend: "How much does it cost to get a marriage certificate?" His friend said: "9 yuan, plus your life's income."

5. It rained today, and when I went out of the company, I saw a beautiful girl hiding under the tree at the door. Seeing that there was a show, I held an umbrella and asked in a gentle manner, "Beauty, I have an umbrella, can I go along the way?" The girl glanced at me and said, "My boyfriend will come in a while, thank you." After hearing this, I smiled slightly, kicked her on the tree with force, and ran away

6. I stayed at home for two months, and finally received the notice that I was about to resume work and go to work in the company. I read the Internet that some of them have not had haircuts for two months, and their hair is almost becoming primitive. I am also a little worried about my appearance. I looked in the mirror just now, but fortunately I was safe and I was still bald.

7. Going to the West, Liuer Mihou is mixed in, and only Tang Monkey King can tell the truth. Tang Monk said: "I want to eat peaches for my master." The two monkeys hesitated for a moment and both turned into peaches. Suddenly, Tang Monk shouted: " Bajie , get me that kiwi !"

8. The cashier in the jewelry store asked a female customer in confusion: "Madam, why are your banknotes so wet?" The female customer explained: "I'm sorry, because my husband cried so much when he gave me this money."

9. I had youthful and beautiful beans on my face. One day I took the bus, pulled the ring and shook with the car. A little P child pulled the corner of my clothes: "Brother, brother, your eight treasure porridge sprinkled on my face"

10. The director and the section chief took the elevator together. After fart, the director said to the section chief: You fart. The section chief said: I didn't let it go. The section chief was dismissed soon. The director said at the meeting: You can't afford to take on the big things, what's the use for you?