When we were young, our production team melon craftsman was my eldest uncle, the eldest among the old man. The old man was so terrified that he was nicknamed "只zi". At first, the old man planted vegetables in the team and distributed them every three days, which were divided acco

2025/07/0103:14:36 funny 1937

When we were young, our production team melon craftsman was my eldest uncle, the eldest among the old man. The old man was so terrified that he was nicknamed

When we were young, our production team melon craftsman was my eldest uncle, the boss of my old man. The old man was so terrified that he was nicknamed "只". At first, the old man was growing vegetables in the team, and the vegetables were divided every three days, according to the family population. Those who borrowed vegetables in advance were deducted when they were divided. Once my uncle came to my house, my mother asked me to go to the vegetable garden to borrow vegetables. I took the vegetable basket to the vegetable garden. When the old man didn't shave his face and cut his hair for several days, his face was full of beard and his face was unkempt, which scared me so much that I ran home. My mother asked, "I asked you to borrow vegetables, why are you so scared? "I said, "Mom, the Japanese are in the ground, the Japanese are." "What Japanese are they? "My mother said, "Your grandma nickname is Tsuizi, where did the Japanese come from? "At that time, I was always afraid to see the old man.

When we were young, our production team melon craftsman was my eldest uncle, the eldest among the old man. The old man was so terrified that he was nicknamed

Later, the production team leader asked the old man to plant melons, including melons, watermelons, etc. There is a kind of melon called falling flowers, which is particularly delicious. Once falling flowers are not bitter, this is significantly different from other melons. Melons are usually planted after wheat harvest and can be eaten during the summer vacation. When the melons are ripe, the fragrance emits, which makes the children drool.

A few of our childhood playmates made a appointment to discuss stealing melons. Because there was a lisbon poem about stealing melons at that time: "Make up to steal melons, not afraid of sacrifice to climb in; overcome all difficulties and pick up big ones, and strive for victory to take them home. " Simple Easy Learning , everyone knows it. The first time we came to the melon garden and saw the old man sleeping in the melon temple, snoring. He hurried into the melon field to pick melons. The old man seemed to have third eye . Before we could run away, he blocked us. One by one, he taught us a lesson: "Look at the melons you pick, they are all cucumber egg seeds, can you eat them? "The threat has to tell the parents. But after a while, the parents did not scold us, and realized that it was the eldest uncle who scared us.

When we were young, our production team melon craftsman was my eldest uncle, the eldest among the old man. The old man was so terrified that he was nicknamed

We summed up the reason for the failure to steal melons together. It was because the eldest uncle ran faster than us, and he could always catch up with us. Therefore, must use "Tigger Tigers and Leave the Mountain ". First, there is a fast-moving person to steal, so let the eldest uncle chase after him, and wait until the eldest uncle chases him far away. , the remaining people hiding in the cornfield and going to steal together. This trick really works. After a few times, the cucumber eggs that were stolen were not delicious at all.

Later, the old man discovered our trick, and he stopped chasing the first person. He waited for us who ran slowly to start, and he came to chase after me. The stealing of the melon failed again, and I, the dog-headed military advisor, was caught. The old man scolded and said, "I heard that you call me a Japanese, how could I be scary like a Japanese? "I said, "Master, don't tell my mom, I won't call you a Japanese in the future. "The old man said, "I never told your mother that you can do it, but you will be more promising than your father in the future, but you are also stupid. Will stealing cucumber eggs taste delicious? Don’t you know how to pick the sweet flowers? "I said, "Master, what is the sweetness of falling flowers? "The eldest uncle said, "I told you, you little monkeys have stolen all my fallen flowers. Go back and think about it. "When I got home, I asked my mother what the melon is the sweetness of the fallen flowers. My mother gave me the sweetness of the fallen flowers in the team. After

When we were young, our production team melon craftsman was my eldest uncle, the eldest among the old man. The old man was so terrified that he was nicknamed

, we had a few plans. Since the eldest uncle didn't chase the first person who ran fast, we would let the first person really steal, and specifically steal the sweetness of the fallen flowers. It's better than not stealing it. In this way, we fought with the eldest uncle for a summer vacation, and really stole his sweetness of the fallen flowers. But no matter who we caught, he never told the parents, nor did he tell the production team leader, because the production team leader was my mother at that time.

Maybe the kid steals melons and didn’t call him stealing melons, maybe he thought it was interesting to play hide-and-seek with us children. After all, the melon land was more than two miles away from his home, and he was alone with rabbits, frogs, snakes and birds.

Later, the old man died of liver cyst . At that time, I was in Zhengzhou and came back to see his grave during the winter vacation. I was very sad. Now, whenever the melons are fragrant, I can’t help but think of the old man, an old melon maker in the production team, and this past of stealing melons.

When we were young, our production team melon craftsman was my eldest uncle, the eldest among the old man. The old man was so terrified that he was nicknamed

funny Category Latest News