1.How did you come to this world? Your dad doesn't look like that kind of person either. 2. When I am unwell, you should dress up as a doctor, touch my forehead, measure my body temperature, and then send me to a real doctor to take medicine and get injections. 3. It snowed heavi

1.How did you come to this world? Your dad doesn't look like that kind of person either.

2. When I am unwell, you have to dress up as a doctor, touch my forehead, measure my body temperature, and then send me to a real doctor to take medicine and get injections.

3. It snowed heavily today. I just went out and saw an old man falling down. I went over and asked: Uncle, my monthly salary is less than 2,000 yuan. Can you help you up? Uncle: Young man, please leave, I'll wait a little longer. Me: Very sir! Although the weather is cold, the old man's words are warm and full of positive energy...

4. One day in class, the professor temporarily gave students a big exam. After the exam, all students hand over the test papers. The professor found that a student had $100 on the test paper and a note with the words "One dollar, one cent". Next time in class, the professor returned the test papers. In addition to the test papers, the student also received the $56 that the professor asked for.

5. When children start to learn how to do housework, parents are more tolerant in the wrong ways, and the children will become more proficient in doing housework. Doing housework not only allows children to learn to be neat and summarize, but also gives children a sense of family responsibility.

6. The gentleman sitting in the first row, please show your baby out for everyone. ——Says the female host of the program " treasure appraisal ".

7. What should I do if my husband beat him to death and refused to admit that he had an affair outside? Nonsense, I admit it if I beat you to death!

8.Love is a kind of mental labor, and marriage is a kind of physical labor. Love is like playing bridge, all depends on calculations; marriage is like playing mahjong, all depends on luck.

9. Why do some boys suddenly ignore you while they are flirting with each other? Scatter a large net and selectively fishing, and you are released.

10. I plan to rent a house with my girlfriend, but because the rent is too expensive, I want to find another couple to share the rent. My girlfriend pretended to be worried and said, "If I go out one day, the man will go out too..." I said quietly, "Yes, who knows what you two are doing."