A: "Is your company busy?" B: "Busy!!!" A: "How busy is it?" B: "Let me tell you this, after working for a day, the mobile phone battery is still full!!!"
Liang A man is talking about housework. A: "Oh, it's really annoying to say that we, men, don't have any economic autonomy at home." B: "I'm not like you. My wife treats me financially." A: "Why? A democratic law?" B: "She is in charge of the cash, and I am in charge of the time deposit book."
Last night, some of my husband's old friends came to the house. Since they hadn't seen each other for many years, the more they chatted, the happier they became, and they forgot the time. I was so sleepy again. No, I was too embarrassed to sleep, so I walked to the kitchen and said, "I'll make you some midnight snacks to see if my skills have improved." Several people stood up at that time and walked out while saying in unison: "Sister-in-law, let's go." , Can’t we just leave?” I’m not poisoning you!
I was hiking with my brother and my goddess. When we reached an uninhabited land, the goddess told me in my ear, "Can you ask your brother to go down the mountain and buy a bottle of water?" How is that possible? Do you think I'm a fool if I don't fight for such a good performance opportunity? After saying that, I rushed down the mountain in one breath...
A certain country uncle wanted to use Bluetooth to transfer songs. Unexpectedly, his mobile phone did not have Bluetooth. He immediately called the manual service of 10086. He asked: "Hello." The customer service said: "Hello. , what can I serve you?" He said calmly: "You can activate the Bluetooth for me, the cheapest one." The customer service was speechless, so he added: "You can take my photo by the way. The function is turned off."
Don't move! Your son is in my hands now! If you know the truth, tell me your bank card and safe password! Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude to your son! Don't forget, your son is in my hands now! "Honey, stop making trouble, go wash your hands, and then let's go to bed." ”.
When I first started working, the company arranged for me to train in the cleaning team in the service area for a week. This job was hard-won. I worked very hard and performed proactively. I kept the bathroom clean every day, without a trace of odor, and the sink. There was no water at all. The aunties in the cleaning team all praised: This young man is good, can endure hardships, and is very capable... In view of my outstanding performance, the cleaning team leader actually applied for me to stay for another week on the grounds of lack of manpower...
My son passed the exam 50 points, my mother was very angry, gave her a beating, and sternly scolded me: next time I get a low score, just call me mom! When my son came back the next day, he said to his mother in embarrassment: I'm sorry, sister! I got a low score again. .
