1. Hilarious and funny jokes in class. The chemistry teacher always likes to drag the class aside during class. During the 8-minute recess, he only leaves 3 minutes for us to rest and go to the toilet. One time, he was still giving a lecture after class, and his lecture was still very high. At this time, he said faintly in the corner: Do you think you are Nanfu Energy Gathering Ring? Is one section longer than six sections? Suddenly the whole class burst into laughter...
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3. A classic hilarious joke about refueling. Today I went to the gas station to refuel. After parking the car, I pressed the button on the fuel tank cap and waited for refueling. But there was no movement for a long time. When I saw the refueling guy, he just stood there without moving. , looked at me, I got out of the car, I said why don't you give me gas, he said weakly, you opened the trunk, how can I add gas. . .
4. My girlfriend has been in a bad mood these days, so I behave cautiously for fear of offending her. After dinner, I was washing the dishes, and she suddenly said: I wash the dishes clockwise, but you wash the dishes counterclockwise. This life is impossible! I have no money, no power, and if I don’t treat you well, can you follow me? If I'm asked to sweep the floor, I'll never wash the dishes. If I'm asked to wash the dishes, I'll never sweep the floor. Do both at the same time? You think I'm an alien!
5. There was a final exam, and there was a fill-in-the-blank question: What kind of person did Li Qingzhao come from? I racked my brain and couldn't figure it out, so I wrote Wu-Tang Clan. When handing out papers, the teacher said that one student’s answer must be reviewed by his parents. I thought I was screwed. As a result, the parents of my deskmate were invited because he wrote "Egg Yolk Pie"!
6. The class teacher handed over 6 mobile phones in the class, including mine. He fell directly on the corridor. Later I went to count and she dropped 7. I suddenly felt relieved. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband, and beat your children. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry a female toad.
7. Eating fast food outside at work has a great impact on the body. Most of the ingredients in fast food restaurants are not fresh and are covered with a lot of chili peppers and MSG. If you eat too much of these foods, your sense of taste will deteriorate and the taste will become heavier and heavier, which will put a heavy burden on your gastrointestinal tract. Here, I solemnly warn all laughing friends to cherish life and please do not go to work.
8. In the dormitory, a fat girl was sitting on the bed playing with her mobile phone. I glanced at her and saw a spider crawling onto her bed. I yelled to her: Wow! ! There's a spider on your bed! There are spiders! ! At this time, this guy got angry and yelled at me: There is a pig on your bed! ! !
